Did you wake up on New Year’s Day in the drunk tank, covered in liquor, cheeseburger grease and piss stains? Your night must have been fun!
Did you wake up next to a hairy former male prostitute suffering from onion ring sweats? Your night must have been FUCKED!!!
I fuckin wish all of the above, but no, just to the sound of my alarm at 0530 letting me know it was time to go to work = [
Got a headache but I only had two glasses of bubbly….. not fair!!!!
FRIG OFF RANDY!!
I had to chew off my arm when I woke up today… fuckin’ hate when that happens 😉