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Well, the bear pissed himself again, its your fucking turn to clean it up eletfant!
Why do ducks have flat feet?
From stamping out forest fires.
Why do elephants have flat feet?
From stamping out flaming ducks.
“Boys I am so fucking baked, the damn Flying thing and the Elephmcallit are talking over here. This is some awesome fucking hash boys!”
How in the fuck is goin to help in my brain thinkins Bubbles…
See Ricky stoned playing with stuffed animals?
This is what happens when Snoop Dogg smokes you under the table.
…He’s been like this ever since Snoop Dogg smoked ’em under the table.
Why is this guy touching our butts?
You don’t want to see what he did to the bear.
The CockFisherMan at play
The CockFisherMan acts out his famtasies
With his grampson’s stuffed aminals.
OK you two make a Duckaphant or else
“Round 2: Who can smoke more? Duck or Elefamp?”
I will know that I have smoked enough dope as soon as these guys start talking back
stoned is as stoned does
the bear was no match for Ricky and his dope but the elephant and the duck are
“‘ If I was a duck what would I say to an elephant?”‘
q u a c k
q u a c k
if a bear growls and a duck quacks , what the fuck does an elephant do
the elephant trumpets and growls. the growl is pretty badass sounding.
trumpets – I like that
here we have a rare moment between two heard members and the illusive R icky in his natural habitat – notice the huge marijuana spliff a certain ever present trait in wild R icky – trackers usually find his dens by the trail of empty liquor bottles spliff roaches and strong scent of peperoni – a beautiful shot indeed
Hash dollar fistya, duckhead
Allright you dirty cocksuckers, hairbear is missing and I know one of you fuckers knows something. Make my words, I’ll friggin find out!
“The sooner we get this done the sooner one of you doesn’t feel bad in the morning.”
After seven hours neither has blinked first.
if you two had a baby it would be an elefuck.
“No one’s going anywhere. We’re fucking sitting here until you tell me which one of you fuckers drank the last of the beer!”
“Who can go fuck a duck?”
Ok, Elle-Fant, just relax…… We’re going to make some Mud-ducks..