New year, new fuckin’ problem?
Julian is looking for new problems to solve for upcoming episodes of Dear Julian – post your question in the comments section below, and you may be hearing from Sexian himself!
New year, new fuckin’ problem?
Julian is looking for new problems to solve for upcoming episodes of Dear Julian – post your question in the comments section below, and you may be hearing from Sexian himself!
Dear Julian,
With the new year here, can you share what are you most proud of that we could learn from?
Thank you cutie,
Michelle
Dear Julian, Reverend RICKY BROWN is all pissed off at me and wants to kick my ass for THE LORD, can I hire you as my bodyguard?
Dear Julian, how can I pacify a crackheaded religious zealot who is out to get me?
Dear Julian:
How do you plan on spending your retirement?
With all of your free time, are you planning on taking up a new hobby like model ship building? Putting together puzzles? Painting landscapes?
Dear Julian,
What is the best way to woo a sexy man as yourself?
How can a girl stand out from the rest in your eyes and heart?
💗 Smooches, Michelle
best question ever! <3
Dear Julian
You have inspired me to open up a bar of my own. Any advice on the do’s and don’ts? Also would I be able to name my bar Julian in your honor and would you like to come on board as a business partner? Any advice would be greatly appreciated. Thank you so much.
Dear Julian,How do you stop people from posting stupid fuckin questions when they live to far away to give them a fuckin slap…
ahaha fuckin’ eh!
Even tho i asked once, and now have a broken hand defending myself, how do i stop from having to kick some ones ass because the attractive girls prefer a tranny? Not my fault they cant get laid? But im tired of being messed up from beating on people..
Dear Julian, you seem to have such a great deal of respect and compassion for people in the park; even the ones who have fucked you over in the past, numerous times. I consider myself to be a very nice lady, but sometimes it’s hard. How the fuck do you do it?
Look in his right hand. Liquor, liquor, liquor.
Dear Julian, How many liquor men do you go through in a month?
Dear Julian,
Whats a SEXY meal I can make for my old lady to get her frisky?
My problem is I posted my ‘Dear Julian’ problem on the wrong part of your website because my stupid computer keyboard fucked things up and my question ended up on Fucked Fan Comments instead. How the fuck do I transfer my Dear Julian question over to this section? It was about weed, so it’s pretty fucking important. Thanks in advance~~!
Dear Julian,
Is your mom hot as fuck? if so, can I get her number?
Dear Julian,
Do you even work out?
Hi guys love the show, have watched it for years with the wife ever since I went to Canada training with the British army. Any chance of a signed autograph of you all?
Thanks Chris
Dear Julian,
Do you still hold your glass in your hand while you’re jerkin’ it?
Dear Julian:
The mother of my child is a psycho cunt. We obviously aren’t right for each other anymore but she’s now running around accusing me of being a deadbeat, nonexistent parent…and accusing me of child abuse. My friends say I should put her in her place and make her feel like the dirty dirty cunt that she is, but I’m also trying to be the bigger man. what do you think? Should I take the high road? Or paint the town with her blood?