Should I sell Grandma’s engagement ring to buy honey oil? How can I discipline my fucked-up son? Should I invest my scrilla in China? Julian tackles these questions, and more in the latest Dear Julian!
Julian is looking for new problems to solve for upcoming episodes of Dear Julian – post your question in the comments section below, and you may be hearing from Sexian himself!
Dear Julian, i’m getting really sick of people always asking me when i’m gonna have a kid, or if i have kids. I mean I get that I’m 29 years old and my husband is 32, but we’re both on the path to successful careers. Seriously is it that big of a deal that we wanna wait? We really do want kids, we just figure it’s best to be able to support a kid when you have one. You’re awesome, thanks bud!
Dear Julian,
I am doing well on my new fitness program but I am getting conflicting advice on the right nutrition. Is it better to be on a vegetarian/gluten free diet or a meat/fruits/veggies diet? What do you recommend?
Thank you,
Michelle
Dear Jules,
When my Husband and I moved in together, I asked him to do the laundry. He washed my wool sweaters in hot water and then dried them in the dryer. They shrunk from an XL to a S. I have never asked him to do laundry again. Years later, I’m wondering…….Did he trick me to get me out of never asking him to do laundry again, or was he just truly clueless?
Signed,
Cold in February
Dear Julian:
There’s been a weed shortage here so I invested a little $$ and grew my own weed plants. From the time they were teensy little seedlings I lavished care and affection on them, sang them songs and talked to them for hours. Those fuckers are over six feet tall now and they each have a name! They’re so cool I really can’t bear the idea of cutting them down and smoking them. What the fuck should I do? Thanks in advance!
Dear Julian,
I have what you would call “The Goods” on a certain person who has fucked me over in the past. I have had to take preventative measures to keep said person from bilking large amounts of money from me. Namely, blackmail. This person has been getting brave as of late, trying to give me more shit. I’ve considered threatening to expose more embarrassing, damaging shit but I wonder if I should use the info now or save it for when I have absolutely no recourse. What do you think? Thanks.
Publicly Anonymous, Soon-To-Be Subscriber