Sunnyvale’s resident Shit Wizard, Jim Lahey, is ready to answer your questions for the next Ask Me Fucking Anything!
Wanna know Lahey’s opinions on world events, politics, art, music, or liquor? Post your questions in the comments section below, and watch out for his responses at swearnet.com in the coming weeks.
Good luck, shitsters!
Mr. Layhey,, Don’t you think with all the shitstorms you’ve created in Sunnyvale that maybe you are going against the grain of the liquor? It seemed when you were getting along with the boys you were much happier. Why not reinstate the peace treaty bud?
Mr. Lahey,
Any future plans of asking for Randers hand in marriage? (The hand not holding the cheeseburger)
Mr. Lahey
I know it’s important to be the liquor when on a pub crawl. So, what progression of liquor would you suggest?
Dear Mr Lahey,
Are you ever going to try to hach a father/son relationship with Ricky or are you two just going to continue down the long, rocky, dysfunctional, lying shit path you’ve always been on? What about Mo? That’s your Great Gramps-shitapple you know 😉
Mr. Lahey
How do you reconcile your newfound zen consciousness and personal tranquility with your controlling and authoritarian leadership style as Trailer Park Supervisor? Will the addition of alcohol to this delicate balance create a more serene and benevolent role model or will it result in crazy drunken lunacy as usual?
*personal tranquility outside the park
dear random dude, wasssupppp
Have you always had crushes on big gutted men?
Jim,
Care to share an epiphany you’ve experienced that shaped you into “The Liquor?”
You and Randy ever reenact the first time you arrested someone? You know, practicing for the community center. Bet that gets you harder than his Viagra burgers. POWUJLSRGFA (Poor Old Washed Up Jim Lahey Slams Randy’s Greasy Fat Ass)
Dear Mr. Lahey,
As an expert on Liquorism, how many days did it take The Liquor to create the heavens and the earth?