New on swearnet.com – Heather’s Looking for a Date

Heather's on a date!

Has Heather been living under a rock?  Actually, yes, she has.

With a good solid hibernation behind her, Heather has awoken with a hunger for LOVIN’, and she’ll stop at nothing to get what she wants.  All she needs is a smartphone (doesn’t have one) with a Tinder account (she’ll need to get some help with that), and NEXT STOP, ROMANCE!

So… what is Heather?  A samsquamptch of some sort?  A magnet maker?  Who the fuck knows, but if you’d like to see a day in her life, check out this episode of Cheap Smokes to get a bit of background information on this sexy beast!

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