Christmas should be about getting drunk and stoned with the people you love, but we all know how fucking stressful the holidays can get!
In the coming weeks, Julian will be mixing himself a Christmastime rum and coke and answering your questions about the holidays – don’t know how to cook a fucking turkey? Mother-in-law a total bitch? Spent all your gift money on liquor?
Write your Christmas holiday questions to Dear Julian in the comment section below and let your stress melt away! Or don’t, he really doesn’t give a fuck.
Dear Julian,,the last couple years stealin presents from cars at the mall hasn,t been payin off like it use to.So i,m figuring money will be short this year too,,So this Christmas should i spend what money i make on Drugs an Booze, or on Trailer Park Boy,s merch…..yours sincerely Biker Charly…
I fucking love Christmas, but I hate seeing Christmas decorations in the beginning of November it is fucked. How do you cope with the Christmas rush and madness that leads up to this wonderful holiday?
Dear julian, what does 1 man do for Christmas if his immediate family is leaving the province for the holidays to hang around other family. Would going to casino and strip clubs be a good idea to ease my mind or do you have other suggestions?
Dear Julian, what should I do to get my anger-prone friend to chill the fuck out whenever he gets pissed off with somebody at a bar?
Where do you and the boys gather on christmas morning? Paint us a word picture of the going’s on.
On a second note, because I’m a greedy fuck… is Mrs Peterson still part of your life? Sorry if it’s a downer bud but hoping for good news.
Merry Christmas fucker
dear Julian the election is done and the holidays are ruined i have some cash saved up i was gonna blow on tech shit should I say fuck it and get tech out or should I catch a flight to Canada