Dear Julian is joined yet again by Ricky and Bubbles, who seem intent on fucking up Julian’s brand new glass table.
The Boys get asked a range of questions, including:
- Will 2017 suck as fucking bad as 2016?
- How many kilometres have been logged on the ol’ Shitmobile?
- Would Julian ever shave his goatee?
- Would the Boys ever consider a hostile takeover of SwearNet?
Plus – Bubbles gets asked a pretty personal question. We never seem to see him with any ladies – does that mean he’d rather feed the geese?
When it comes to matters of the heart, is it worth waiting for a guy that is being coy about wanting you? What is the best way to say, hey are we going to bang or not?
This is kinda embarrassing, but…
I have a friend with benefits. I met her at school and we’ve been close for a few years. We’ve done a fair bit, but we haven’t actually full-on banged yet. She’s had sex plenty of times, and I’m still a virgin. That’s where the problem comes in. I took her on holiday to this real nice resort last summer, and on the last night it was finally about to happen, she started undressing, I started undressing, but all of a sudden the pressure hit me. I started worrying about how I’d start it off, what I had to do, scared I would do something stupid or that I just wouldn’t get her excited enough. I am NOT confident it seems in the banging department. What’s worse, because I was so worried about all that shit, I wasn’t focusing on what was actually happening in the bedroom and my bird went fucking LIFELESS. Julian, this is an absolute crisis and I’m really surprised she’s still interested in me. How the FUCK do I get more confident?!! And what helps you get it on?
PS. Was awesome meeting you and the boys in London in December!