Lahey and Randy will soon be in front of the SwearNet cameras for an Ask Me Fucking Anything, and we need questions from you dicks!
Wondering about some of the shit that went down in Season 11? Now’s your chance to ask the captain of the shitliner and the cheeseburger locker!
Write your questions in the comment section below, and go fuck yourself while you’re at it.
Dear Randy,
Why do shirts make you itchy but not pants or socks or ginch or anything? Have you been wearing blue bags under your pants this whole time? Or have you though of making shirts out of the same material as your pants for the occasions you absolutely need to wear one?
PS. Please don’t ever grow a pornstache again, k.
Randy, You didn’t make it as a cop, but you can always abuse your power as a jail guard when the boys get thrown in. Gorilla-Fingers quit, so they have an opening! -Josh
LOL!!! That’s a good one
Dear Lahey, I really liked when you were off the liquor in Season 11, and treating Ricky nicely. Do you think you will ever burn the hatchet at both ends and make up with he and Julian? Even if you are on the liquor? It could actually turn out to be beneficial for you and Bobanders 🙂
Dear Lahey, How people have you shot over the years, and why do they still let you have a gun?
Dear Randy and Lahey, Do you guys realize how absolutely fucked you are? You fuck up just about every plan the boys have. You know if you’d let them get the big dirty over and done with they might even move out of the park. Why don’t you give them a break for once?
Dear Randy and Lahey,
What is one guilty pleasure you enjoy too much to give up?
Hugs,
Michelle
Dear Randy and Lahey,
With everyone creating apps for phones, what kind of app would you create or want created?
Cheers,
Michelle
Does Ricky find out who his real dad is in this season?
Dear Randy & Lahey,
What’s the best cure for a liquor surge?
Sincerely,
Jeff (The Lahey Chicken)
Dear Mr. Lahey, You have told us several versions of the story about when you first realized that you were sexually attracted to men. There’s the bachelor pool party story, then there’s the story about the two Scotish gentlemen that you accidentally walked in on, the incident in Italy and then finally there’s, Randers from the time when you were on the police force. They cannot all be ‘the first time’. Can you please tell us -which story- describes the time when you first realized you were attracted to other men?
Follow-up: How long did it take for Barb to find out?
dear lahey.
did you ever kill anyone whlie on the force, or even just in general.
also why did you think you where rickys dad
ps: how would one go about getting your autograph you drunk
Mr Lahey,,my father died a few yrs ago an i really miss his companionship,,so i was wondering,will you take me to the father/son dance coming up this august,,??
Dear Randers
Whats the best food to have on the side with cheeseburgers.
And why is it always cheeseburgers, do you eat other burgers
ps: how would one get your autograph
Dear Randers,
It makes me sad when I see Mr. Lahey’s promiscuity and disloyal behavior. I think you deserve better. Have you ever tried online dating?
Dear Mr. Lahey: I’ve been letting the liquor do the thinking lately, and occasionally the liquor gets me into shitty situations. Should I ever question the liquor when it’s doing the thinking?
Jim,
Will the liquor shrine be big like a totem or small like a genie bottle?
John,
I saw a YT vid a few months ago with you working with concrete and stones. How’s the magic door coming along? It looked fucking amazing where you had it started in the video.
Randy,
What was Officer Ted Johnson telling you to ‘try harder’ at?
Pat,
Probably old news but I’m out of the loop. What happened with the Extreme Fucking Weather channel?
Dear Randy and Lahey….. question for each of you….
Randy, if you can choose the ultimate toppings for a burger what would it be?
and Mr Lahey if you can choose any of bottle liquor in the world ever made what would it be?
Dear Randy and Lahey. I have a question for the both of ya dirty ass whale turds!
Lahey- Whats the most amount of liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Whisky you have pounded down in one day?
Randy- Whats your opinion on the price of cheeseburgers?
Dear Randy,
Do you have a last name and what is it? And do the boys have last names also and what are they?
Dear Mr. Lahey
Do you still love Mo?
Hey Randy, Hey Mr Lahey!
My question is for Bobandy, have you ever thought of hiring or offering a temp job to get your own lackey or lackeys like Cory and Jacob? Also why are you suddenly so against pot, I thought you loved getting high and mowing lawns bud?
No question just wanted you to know mr lahey that your my favorite person out of everyone in the park
Love Hossy
hey layhey and bobanders.
what kind of music do you listen to.
randy how was it using a toothbrush that was in rickys ass
Mr Lahey, Have you ever sucked liquor out of the carpet?
Hi Randy! Just curious. But do you admire anyone in the park as much as Lahey admires Julian? If so, who would that be and why?