New on swearnet.com – Ask Randy Friggin’ Anything!

Cheeseburger locker - a close-up of Randy's gutNow it’s Randy’s turn to take a seat in the Ask Me Fuckin’ Anything hot seat!

And wow, do things ever start off hot!  No amount of honey bong hits can calm Randy down from questions about his allergy to shirt-wearing, which is something he is asked about right off the fuckin’ get-go.  But the question is valid – why does his chest get an allergic reaction to shirts, when his legs seem to do just fine with his pants?

Once he gets beyond the shirt question, he happily answers questions about cheeseburgers, cheeseburger toppings, cheeseburger side dishes, and much more!

 

  3 comments for “New on swearnet.com – Ask Randy Friggin’ Anything!

  1. Handsome Son of a Bitch
    April 27, 2017 at 11:51 pm

    Dear Randy Bo Bandy,

    From one handsome son of a bitch to another have you ever considered liposuction or are you happy just the way you are? Don’t ever let anybody tell you you’re not handsome.

    P.s. have you ever scraped the cheese from under your disgusting gut and made a cheeseburger with it.

  2. SalmonOfKnowl
    May 2, 2017 at 8:44 am

    Randy,

    whats with the lack of love for bacon? i get that 10 years ago hookin for cheeseburgers bacon was a luxury but your burgers are seriously lacking on the bacon front in the park. Do you like like o’natural cheeseburgers?
    ive seen your cooking show and theres bacon but your always light on the bacon and the dirty burger had no friggin bacon

    What gives

  3. Lennon Crisp
    May 11, 2017 at 5:33 am

    Randy, what type of cheese do you put on your cheeseburgers?

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