It’s been two years since we’ve seen these dicks on SwearNet, but Offworld Cookery is back with a new season! And in the season premiere, Paul, Chico, and Alessandro actually have a fucking table this time!
The food cocks from Northern England have transformed themselves into a pack of posh cunts with a stunning menu that brings fine dining to the great outdoors. Take a delightful romp through the some of the finest fresh spring flavours imaginable, including lobster, monkfish, and lemon jizz!
Stay tuned til the end – these fine English gentleman seem to misplace their manners and things turn ugly!