The most mysterious man in the park, known for years only by his shitty fucking screaming, has agreed to do an Ask Me Fucking Anything on SwearNet!
You’ve probably had burning questions for Donny for damn near two fucking decades – here’s your chance to ask the shitty prick! Post your questions below and we’ll forward them to the poor unfortunate camera dicks that will need to work with this miserable bastard! NOW WOULD ANYONE HERE LIKE TO SUCK MY COCKKKK???!!!
Hey Donny,
Here’s a few questions: why do you pay 10 bucks a month for satellite cable?
Did someone pound sand in the eye of your cock?
Did anyone stop shooting guns on your account because you had to work the next day?
Why do you use all the language knowing there are kids in the park? And finally,
Why don’t you settle the fuck down with a nice lady, maybe?
It should “all that language,” not “all the language!”
But that’s a great question too…
Isn’t he married to (or at least bangin’) Brenda?
He could’ve moved on, he did tell her to shut the fuck up one time!
Hey Donnie, WHAT IN THE FUCK?!?!?! is goin’ on?
Who in Sunnyvale pisses you off the most?
How is Brenda?
Sam or Cyrus, who’s the bigger asshole.
please yell at me to go fuck myself.
Donny, Who or what pisses you off more than anything?
Dear Donnie,
My friend Shane keeps getting caught stealing panties from the WWE mens locker room. How do I get him he needs to stop before he “bites off more than he can chew”, I fear that he may be split in two.
Who stole your good clothes that one time? I think I remember something about a dog and a clothesline, but it all seems a little unclear. Would you elaborate?
Donnie,
What is your favorite swear phrase to use when yelling out to the park?
From your cop fan from South Carolina, USA.
Dear Donny,
WHAT IN THE FUCK PISSES YOU OFF THE MOST IN THE PARK ?
Thanks,
-Foul Mouthed Fucking Chimney Sweep
Dear Donny
Who is the absolute most fucked person in the park youve dealt with?
Hey Donny
whos the biggest fuckhead in the park excluding you
Hey Donny,
Can i borrow $5 ?
Hey Donny, how many times have you burned your trailer down? What caused most of the fires, and where did you stay afterwards?
Hey Donnie, What do you do for anger management?
Hey ya fuckrarded bastard!!! Wanna come now my lawn ?
Are you so pissed off because they make act under your brothers name?
Have you ever had a threesome with Lucy and Sarah? How about Randy and Leahy?
What’s your favorite hand to jerk off with?
What’s the average wingspan of a migrating sparrow?
And lastly, how long does it usually take for people to fuck off after you scream it?
Donnie,
What do you do for a living where you have the time and money to be so fucked up all the time?
Dear Donnie,
What the fuck are you going to do if they don’t fuck off with the guns?!?!?
Ever get an STD scare from a toothless transient ?? ( like Ricky’s’mom ) Did this experience help you make better decisions in life??
Hey Donnie do you play any musical instruments ?
hey Donnie, What’s it like being drunk everyday before 9:00 am?
Hey Donny, Why do you look like a hornse? Also have you tried Rickeys 5 Hour deenergy?
Donny, what the FUCK is with the constant screaming over the years? Also why is your underwear in the picture above not shit stained and piss encrusted like it should be for a chronic liquor eel like yourself?
Donnie why in the FACK are you so fucking fuckity fucked in the fucking head bud?
Hey Donnie, have you ever gotten drunk with Lahey, and are you able to out drink him.
Hey donnie! This is Noah from North carolina . If you had to fight Ricky, Sam losco, Or jim lahey, whose arse would you kick? love ya bud!
Hey fuckhead, what made you become such a pissed off shit rat? Was it a fucked up childhood experience or did you come out of the fucking womb screaming “WHAT THE FUCK!!!”
Hey donny, CLOSE YOUR FUCKING COCKSUCKING BATHROBE, PEOPLE DONT WANNA SEE YOUR TWO INCH COCK. And finally my question, what do you do for a living donny?
Great blog thanks for post.