Ever wonder what, if anything, occupies the space between Jacob’s ears?
Now is your chance to probe the vast alien intellect of Baby Mo’s father, as we hit Jacob with an ASK ME FUCKING ANYTHING on the set of Season 12!
Post your questions below and we’ll bring them to the son-of-a-mustard-tiger-father-of-a-motel!
Dear Jacob
Has people ever confused you for being Trinity’s uncle?
Dear Jacob,
What traits has Trin inherited from her Dad?
Jacob,how do you really feel about havin Ricky as a your father-in-law….
Hi Jacob! Who has been your biggest inspiration over the years living in the park? Thanks 🙂
How in the fuck did you get Trinity pregnant, when 1, you’re a gangly alien fuck, 2, how did you get learnt enough to find the hole, and 3, what did you say to Cory to give you and Trinity two minutes alone?
Hey Jacob. This is a long-shot, but is there anything you can teach me? What is the smartest thing you know? Perhaps something you learned from your home planet?
Thanks man,
Ryan
Hey Jacob. I feel like I relate to you just a little more than I’m comfortable with. What’s the biggest fuck-up you’ve ever made?
Thanks man,
Ryan
Jacob! How’s your brother doing? Has he seen Mo yet?
dear Jacob the alien, how has living with ricky and trin been, is life more chaotic and criminal now because of ricky. also how does having the guy who robbed you several times and several different stores as a father in law feel like, do you have any resentment toward ricky or his awesome/fucked ways of doing things and getting stuff done.
Dear Jacob,
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMM!!! And can I get one in return, please? BTW, you and Corey are fuckin’ awesome bro! PEACE!
Dear Jacob,
Now that you’re a dad and bornt a baby with Trin (congrats), how young is too young to get a baby started on the liquor? When did you start on the liquor? Do they have liquor where you come from?
Does this look infected to you?
When will the tall white aliens come to bring you back to your home planet?
Dear Jacob, how fucked in the head are you?
Dear Jacob,
what does Cory’s cock taste like?
Hey Jacob.
Can you reveal the secret to travel lightyears in a small amount of time. or however you got to this planet
jay-to-the-Acob, waddup!
how the fuck did you go so long without learning you are allergic to dogs?
Jacob – Surely your dad taught you all of his secrets to making the perfect dirty burger, so what’s stopping you from opening up a new Dirty Burger to make money for you, Trin and Mo?
Dear Jacob.
I’ve learned that Shape-shifting reptilian aliens control Earth by taking on human form and gaining political power to manipulate human societies. Most of the world leaders are possessed by reptiles. How can you be so sure that Ricky and Julian, or even Mr. Lahey aren’t actually humanoid reptiles disguised as Drunken Trailer Trash to manipulate you into helping them with their fascist and elitist New Trailer Park Order plans for Sunnyvale?
Dear Jacob,
If you could make a wish come true, what would it be?
🙂
Michelle
Dear Jacob
Have you every thought about trying to rejoin the army after you got kicked out or are you just sticking with life in the park?
Is Bubbles right? Are u an Alien?
What provides better sustinance in the woods? Liquorish or liquor?
Jacob you alien looking fuck with transloosant skin, how in the fuck did you manage to knock Trin up when all you do is play video games and jerk off to old ladies?
Hey Jacob, since Bubbles says you are an alien I suspect you may be Trevor reworked after an alien abduction. Can you comment on how this could be true? And do you think you are any dumber than Trevor?