QUESTIONS NEEDED: Ask Jacob Fucking Anything!

Jacob sits in a truck

Ever wonder what, if anything, occupies the space between Jacob’s ears?

Now is your chance to probe the vast alien intellect of Baby Mo’s father, as we hit Jacob with an ASK ME FUCKING ANYTHING on the set of Season 12!

Post your questions below and we’ll bring them to the son-of-a-mustard-tiger-father-of-a-motel!

  25 comments for “QUESTIONS NEEDED: Ask Jacob Fucking Anything!

  1. The Shane L Y Experience
    July 10, 2017 at 7:28 pm

    Dear Jacob
    Has people ever confused you for being Trinity’s uncle?

  2. Chadwick Rogers
    July 10, 2017 at 7:30 pm

    Dear Jacob,

    What traits has Trin inherited from her Dad?

  3. July 10, 2017 at 7:34 pm

    Jacob,how do you really feel about havin Ricky as a your father-in-law….

  4. RaginCajun
    July 10, 2017 at 7:45 pm

    Hi Jacob! Who has been your biggest inspiration over the years living in the park? Thanks 🙂

  5. Scott Harco
    July 10, 2017 at 7:52 pm

    How in the fuck did you get Trinity pregnant, when 1, you’re a gangly alien fuck, 2, how did you get learnt enough to find the hole, and 3, what did you say to Cory to give you and Trinity two minutes alone?

  6. Ryan West
    July 10, 2017 at 8:42 pm

    Hey Jacob. This is a long-shot, but is there anything you can teach me? What is the smartest thing you know? Perhaps something you learned from your home planet?

    Thanks man,
    Ryan

  7. Ryan West
    July 10, 2017 at 8:45 pm

    Hey Jacob. I feel like I relate to you just a little more than I’m comfortable with. What’s the biggest fuck-up you’ve ever made?

    Thanks man,
    Ryan

  8. HonkyGeorge
    July 10, 2017 at 8:59 pm

    Jacob! How’s your brother doing? Has he seen Mo yet?

  9. July 10, 2017 at 9:21 pm

    dear Jacob the alien, how has living with ricky and trin been, is life more chaotic and criminal now because of ricky. also how does having the guy who robbed you several times and several different stores as a father in law feel like, do you have any resentment toward ricky or his awesome/fucked ways of doing things and getting stuff done.

  10. Jeff H Crowther Jr
    July 10, 2017 at 9:23 pm

    Dear Jacob,

    BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMM!!! And can I get one in return, please? BTW, you and Corey are fuckin’ awesome bro! PEACE!

  11. Dan K
    July 10, 2017 at 9:49 pm

    Dear Jacob,
    Now that you’re a dad and bornt a baby with Trin (congrats), how young is too young to get a baby started on the liquor? When did you start on the liquor? Do they have liquor where you come from?

  12. Juno
    July 10, 2017 at 10:40 pm

    Does this look infected to you?

  13. NaysaLies
    July 10, 2017 at 11:07 pm

    When will the tall white aliens come to bring you back to your home planet?

  14. BabyFartMcGee
    July 11, 2017 at 3:33 am

    Dear Jacob, how fucked in the head are you?

  15. Organic187
    July 11, 2017 at 8:58 am

    Dear Jacob,
    what does Cory’s cock taste like?

  16. Dion Jamieson
    July 11, 2017 at 8:59 am

    Hey Jacob.
    Can you reveal the secret to travel lightyears in a small amount of time. or however you got to this planet

  17. terry
    July 11, 2017 at 10:34 am

    jay-to-the-Acob, waddup!

    how the fuck did you go so long without learning you are allergic to dogs?

  18. Chasity
    July 11, 2017 at 6:12 pm

    Jacob – Surely your dad taught you all of his secrets to making the perfect dirty burger, so what’s stopping you from opening up a new Dirty Burger to make money for you, Trin and Mo?

  19. Mikey Philthyskanky
    July 12, 2017 at 12:24 pm

    Dear Jacob.
    I’ve learned that Shape-shifting reptilian aliens control Earth by taking on human form and gaining political power to manipulate human societies. Most of the world leaders are possessed by reptiles. How can you be so sure that Ricky and Julian, or even Mr. Lahey aren’t actually humanoid reptiles disguised as Drunken Trailer Trash to manipulate you into helping them with their fascist and elitist New Trailer Park Order plans for Sunnyvale?

  20. michelle
    July 12, 2017 at 1:21 pm

    Dear Jacob,

    If you could make a wish come true, what would it be?

    🙂
    Michelle

  21. george
    July 12, 2017 at 9:04 pm

    Dear Jacob

    Have you every thought about trying to rejoin the army after you got kicked out or are you just sticking with life in the park?

  22. Daniel
    July 13, 2017 at 9:44 am

    Is Bubbles right? Are u an Alien?

  23. BW
    July 17, 2017 at 10:48 am

    What provides better sustinance in the woods? Liquorish or liquor?

  24. Joel Neufeld
    July 17, 2017 at 7:48 pm

    Jacob you alien looking fuck with transloosant skin, how in the fuck did you manage to knock Trin up when all you do is play video games and jerk off to old ladies?

  25. Brian Nagy
    July 27, 2017 at 6:13 pm

    Hey Jacob, since Bubbles says you are an alien I suspect you may be Trevor reworked after an alien abduction. Can you comment on how this could be true? And do you think you are any dumber than Trevor?

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