We’ve been asked ‘Where the fuck is The Roach Approach this week’? Don’t fucking worry! Pat will return ASAP but with COVID-19 numbers in Nova Scotia at their highest levels ever, the approach ‘The Roach’ is taking is to stay the fuck home this week! We’ll bring you more news as we get it.
In the meantime, check out The Roach Approach’s 40 glorious fuckin’ broadcasts, and relive Pat’s Irish frig dancing, Best Friend Day with Robb, JP and Mike, his appearance in a Super Mario game, and the return of fuckin’ SWEAR MAN!!
But we want the cheeseburger walrus.
Here’s a GREAT FUCKN idea why don’t you Skype him in and he can show us how to make A FUCKN hamburger in the roach house NOW MAKE LIKE A TREE AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE.
PS. TELL PAT TO STOP FISTING THAT MOOSE AND FOREST RANGER DICK
Hey Boys,
WHEN WILL THE ROACH APPROACH RETURN??
Wtf!
WTF man!
Where is our favorite comedic genius?
this is lame
Missing my daily Roach approach fix
Love you guys
Stay healthy
Xoxo