Win a Free Year of SwearNet on Free Shit Friday!

Tell us your favourite Trailer Park Boys ep and win a year of SwearNet!

Alright fuckers, wanna win a free year of SwearNet? Tell us your favourite episode of Trailer Park Boys – and why it’s the best!

Maybe ‘Closer To The Heart’ is closer to your heart ’cause you’re a big RUSH fan, or the greasy ‘Bible Pimp’ made you laugh your ass off. Did ‘Money Can Suck My Cock’ get your bird doin’ *that*? Did ‘Conky’ float your boat or should he fuck off back to the swamp? Do you love watching ‘High Definition Piss Jugs’ on your high definition TV?! We don’t fuckin’ know, so tell us!

There isn’t a right answer of course (they’re all awesome) – but ALL entries will be placed in the Sunnyvale Contest Piss Jug for a draw. We’ll announce three lucky winners next week!

  15 comments for “Win a Free Year of SwearNet on Free Shit Friday!

  1. Matt
    May 1, 2021 at 8:26 am

    Season 4 episode 7
    I think it’s one of the funniest episodes you guys have done especially when Jim Leahy ie. John dunsworth does the propane propane song it’s just an outstanding performance and I will always love that particular scene.

  2. Jessica D Hancock
    May 4, 2021 at 1:00 am

    I love the episode Randy tries with Mr. Lahey to get a schedule with his drinking
    He really seems to love that guy
    Miss him

  3. Chris
    May 7, 2021 at 8:10 pm

    Hi boys, if I have to pick an episode I guess it would be the shit puppets. LoL, stealing 100 keys of hash from the ” flappy bird brothers”. And Ricky asks Ray, ” hey dad do ya mind if I keep a couple grams of hash in your trailer? Funniest shit ever! You guys rock!

  4. Giuliano
    May 11, 2021 at 3:59 am

    Hi fuckers!
    The one that I choose as favourite right now, it’s the last one of season 10.
    There is everything in this episode, joy for the marriage and the return of Ricky, and sadness for the sneaky run out of Julian (that can be viewed in different ways, I mean both like a really selfless act or selfish one). Plus the final song it’s perfect, amd everything look so real and colse to everyone life.

    How we say here in Italy, it is the cherry on the top of a cake!

    Best regards, Giuliano (yes, it is my real name, the italian for Julian)

  5. Dawn
    May 12, 2021 at 4:42 am

    Season 4: Episode 5
    Bubbles and the bad tooth and Conky.
    This whole episode is hilarious as all get out!
    From the beginning when Bubbles breaks Ricky’s nose & Ricky with the glue fiasco, to the hospital & Ricky punching Conky, to Sam’s & the shoot out…
    I almost broke a rib laughing.

  6. marcus
    May 13, 2021 at 12:19 pm

    my favorite episode is when buubles met Alex lifeson. this is because i kniw Alex’ cousin and he need your help. but when lahey took those tickets it not only pissed off bubbles but me too. R.I.P John Dunsworth

  7. Johnathan Black
    May 13, 2021 at 1:27 pm

    My favourite episode is when Ricky Julian and Bubbles play space and Ricky says space weed. I die laughing everytime I see it!

  8. Jen Benitez
    May 14, 2021 at 2:54 pm

    I dont really have one favorite show or movie. We watch them all over n over. Nothing good ever on or just reruns, so y not TPB. Watching u live, so gotta go 😘

  9. May 14, 2021 at 2:57 pm

    If i have to pick a certain episode, prob be the ones when snoop visited the park.. lol

  10. Dawn
    May 18, 2021 at 8:14 pm

    Congrats to the winners!
    Who won?

  11. May 30, 2021 at 6:55 am

    Season 10, Episode 9.
    1st favorite of all…
    Episode 8: Bubbles had an epic performance at the Legion. And to top off the event, the bully was victim to a verbal beat-down,
    A Beautiful victory for Bubbles (w/Snoop @ his side♡)

    That was my favorite until…s10e9
    Snoop suprises Bubbles with the ultimate; custom designed ghetto-blaster. Then Bubbles gets Snoop’s Bizzle♡ now family, bonded deeper than blood.

    I notice that Bubbles continues to showcase his ghetto-blaster.
    The significance is why s10,e9 ‘is now, was then, and forever and ever will always be’ my favorite of TPB💛
    Sunnyvale Hero’s 🤟☮

  12. Tim Hundsdorfer
    June 4, 2021 at 2:02 pm

    I have a question: Sam Losco is always teased about being a caveman. Losceaux is a cave in France where there are caveman paintings. Coincidence?

  13. Amanda
    June 9, 2021 at 11:07 pm

    My favorite episode is when Ricky gets shot in the ass by his daughter XD

  14. Delores Quade
    October 9, 2021 at 5:23 pm

    Hey fuckers! So, one of my all time favorite episodes i am thinking of is probably the only episode where Julian stayed stoned on rickys honey oil all day. I think Season 9. It starts with Bubbles calculating how much crab shampoo he has to buy to clean the pinchy little bastards off Gary Laser Eyes and the dirty whore shacks. 22 BOTTLES!
    Julian convinces Ricky to do “one last job”.
    Marshmallow Man!!
    Bubbles gets high, spits in rickys car “ha ha did I do that?” and gets arrested at the laundry mat for stripping down because the crabs were going for his bird! the whole episode is full of great examples of how talented you fuckers are at acting and improvisation. Ricky saves the day by fucking up. Fetus Enhancers! Love you fuckers. Thanks for the laughs.

  15. Matt
    October 9, 2021 at 5:39 pm

    Season 7 episode 9 swazy express it’s so hard ( pun intended!) To pick a episode that’s the best but if I’m not mistaken this is a three parter! Love it when (Rivean) I mean Ricky and Julian ( Patrick swazy) have to go pick up bubbles I truly think those are the best episodes of all time. Thanks boys for everything you do I really appreciate it. Love you guys.

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