Due to unforeseen circumstances involving the health of an integral member of the touring party, the 20th Anniversary Sunnyvale Xmas Tour is canceled.
“Well our Christmas plans have gone to shit. Everything’s going to be ok, but we had to make one of the hardest decisions today and cancel the tour. We want to say sorry to all of you and it’s basically all Randy’s fault… not really, but we feel better saying that. We will come back and get drunk as fuck with all of you. We love you guys.”
Refunds will be available at the point of purchase.
Health always comes first boys. Love you guys and stay well
Can you guys come up with a Christmas party on swearnet live. Maybe do a mail bag live, a Roach approach and get as many of the cast members as you can
seconded; and get better Randy you sick cvnt
Oh no take care boys! Health family first.
Hope everyone’s healthy.
I wish you all good health in this difficult time.
Wow, that is terrible! I hope whomever is sick gets well very soon! If there is anything we can do to help, let us know. Even if it’s just something like sending a card, a medical GoFundMe, or whatever.
I agree a go fund me to support the little guy maybe have bo-bandy rub some lotion on… Well on second thought maybe not
I’m super super disappointed. Was going to see you guys in NY. Hope whoever is under the weather is ok. You guys are the best!
My cock throbs when I think of big sexy Julian’s mammoth, juicy, veiny cock being rammed into my hot ass. I sleep with a muscular pillow behind me with the fattest, strongest plastic cock and rub my asshole against it. Just to tease my muscle man Patrick Swayze with what he could be fucking. I try to fight it by saying “I’m sleepy big muscle boy, not now”. Then I aggressively ram it into my hot ass, I don’t stop until I see red. I then let Mr. Muscle stand back and look at his handy work, I imagine him towering over me. Dripping in sweat, veins poping out on thoes shredded arms. His juice is ever so slightly drizzling out of his fat cock. He looks down at me, in a swamp of shit,blood,tears of joy, and a combination of both our sweat and semen. Julian knows he has pummeled my hot, tight ass into another dimension. He lets me lick the shit,semen,and blood off his cock. He gently puts his big strong man hands under my chin and says,”your a good girl, you took all of Swayze’s gravy, we had the time of our life’s, the dirty dance is complete.” He picks me up off the bed with his big muscles and lays me on the couch. I can’t move because of the sheer brutality of the cocking I received, he cradles me in his arms and tells me I’m a good bitch. I look up at him with puppy dog eyes, he looks down at me, his goatee allows a steady drip of sweat to drip down on me. I’m the happiest girl in the world.
Are you fucked in the head?
I understand. I hope whatever the issue is that’s making you cancel the tour this soon before the performance date isn’t something that’s as bad as that implies. May they make a full, speedy, and painless recovery. You are all loved.
Fucking way she goes boys!
So disappointed, but hope things are on the mend and all is well! Get better and come visit us in Indiana soon, boys! Love ya!
Well I’m saddened to see the tour canceled, but I am happy to hear that you all are doing ok I hope Evers I’ll has a speedy recovery and we all look forward to seeing TPB’s on the road sooner than later
Dear Trailor Park Boys
Can you please come back to the UK. We saw you before the world turned on its head and we loved it. Not just me. Not just other British fans but Boris Johnson. Her Majesty the Queen and Elton John to name but 3, all want you back beating up Randy and singing songs about whores as soon as possible.
Clive, Jennifer, Laura and Marcus.
I want you guys know that you guys stay on repeat on my TV and you guys are awesome hope everybody’s doing well