Alright fuckers, here are the results of our BIGGEST EVER Trailer Park Boys Halloween dress-up contest! Thanks to over 500 of you glorious fuckers who entered on SwearBlog, Instagram, Twitter and TikTok. It’s been hard as fuck to pick the winners, but after weeks of wrangling, arguing, getting high and forgetting who we fucking voted for, here is the GRAND PRIZE MEGA PACK WINNER – and bless my fuck, there are TWO!
TA-DAAAAAA!
Congratulations to little mawfks Julian and Ricky, and a 131-proof, straight up fuckin’ wasted Jim Lahey and his shirtless circus sidekick. The Boys couldn’t agree on the best, so before a fuckin’ fight broke out at the SwearNet studio we decided you BOTH win a mega prize pack!
But wait, there’s more! There were also a bunch of runners-up, who all win one-year subscriptions to SwearNet.com, and the bragging rights for-fucking-EVER:
Congratulations to Randy and his bluejay burger, the Shed ‘n’ Breakfast houseparty, Bubbles impersonator (our first ever video winner), Green Bastard, Medieval Trailer Park Boys, Bubbles, Mustard Tiger, Ricky, TPB three-fer (plus a cute Conky!) and Julian! We’ll be in touch soon, fuckers!
Check out the gallery below for the winning photo entries, and @buzzedandblazed on TikTok for the winning video!
This is too cute and it definitely is a knee slapper and a rib tickler. F’n A!
This is Rudy Desi. Great job!!! But what about the watermelon? Just kidding, great job everyone!!!
My family took first place!!! Glad to know there’s a legacy going now! “I am the liquor, Randy!”