On this week’s Trailer Park Cats: Lahey’s on the liquor, Dancer’s gone insane, and it’s raining gnarly piss jugs. Just another day in Sunnyvale Trailer Park!
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Welcome to a brand new season of SwearNet Studios!!
Welcome to a brand new season of SwearNet Studios!!
The Internet: the fucked-up frontier. These are the stories of SwearNet Studios, its ongoing mission to create an all-swearing network to bring joy and laughter to all civilizations. Strap in, this rides’s about to get bumpy as FUCK!
Limited edition Sunnyvale posters – signed by the Boys!
Happy 420 fuckers!! To celebrate, we’ve released this awesome limited-edition Sunnyvale Trailer Park 18×24″ print, which will be signed by Ricky, Julian and Bubbles!
There are only 200, so grab one before it frigs off: bit.ly/tpb200poster 🌿
Park After Dark – Happy Great Friday
Ricky and Bubbles are having a great Good Friday until Randy starts talking about his bum! They discuss why kitty guys are sexy, ass diamonds, and why horoscopes are horsecocks! Also: The answer to one of life’s ultimate questions: how does a dog wear pants?
Trailer Park Cats – Green Bastard
GET READY TO RUUMMMBLE on this week’s Trailer Park Cats! In the red corner, Trailer Park Supervisor Ricky and the Green Bastard, Parts Unknown! In the blue corner, two Cheaty Cheaterton drunk bastards!
Mailbag – Boys, We Got An Explosion
Pat joins Robb and Mike in the Bag! There’s a bunch of wedding invites (and free booze?!), a borntday package for Robb, and a fucking BBQ tragedy! Plus: Something is scrump-dilly in the state of Denmark…
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Park After Dark – Talkin’ Dirty
The Boys are a bit fuckin’ battered on today’s Park After Dark – find out who got bashed at the grocery store, and who’s joined the Corona Club! Plus: Feeling romantic, or wanna get dirty? Get some Kissing Lessons With Bubbles!
Trailer Park Cats – Ricky Takes His Grade Ten Exam
On the latest book-learny Trailer Park Cats: Fuck Cyrus, fuck no smokes – make my words, Ricky is gonna get his Grade Ten today!
Park After Dark – Crab Check
Bubbles has some bad news – there’s an outbreak of crabs in Ricky’s trailer! Better check your bags, boys! Also: The Oscars slapdown, Billie Eyelash, and some totally fucked April Fools! 👊
Trailer Park Cats – Trevor And The Chicken
On today’s totally CLUCKED Trailer Park Cats: Stealing a chicken is basically peach and cake. Unless your name is Trevor Fuckgiraffe!