FUCK!!! Been so drunk and high all December you forgot to send any holiday cards? Share our awesome Trailer Park Boys eCard with your friends and family, or tag ’em here! (Thanks to the talented-as-fuck Midnight Oil Print & Design House for the design!)
Attention Ontario: The Boys and Randy are getting ready to ride the ol’ shit sleigh and bring you ‘A Sunnyvale Christmas’ next week! Tickets are selling fast – Belleville and the first Toronto show is SOLD THE FUCK OUT, so grab yours now before it’s too late and Christmas is fuckin’ ruined!!
Ding-dong merrily on HIGH – Ricky, Julian, Bubbles and Randy are coming to Ontario with their ‘A Sunnyvale Christmas’ tour very fuckin’ soon! Tickets are selling fast, so grab yours now at rickyjulianbubbles.com
Who the fuck’s lucky enough to be going this year??!
Er, well, not real hash, the police would fuck us over pretty bad if we started doing that. But we still have a DECENT gift for you if you spend just £30 / €35 / $35 on our merchandise! A hash coin makes a great fucking stocking stuffer! These cocksuckers are made by Big Joe’s Biker Rings, the official maker of Trailer Park Boys jewelry.
Stay tuned for more GREASY deals as we get closer to the borntday of Santa-Jesus-God!
It’s Christmas Day and the Boys are ready to unwrap their presents! They also discuss Ricky’s new body, chugging sour milk, and the dangers of eating Ricky’s breakfast wings. There’s also a visit from two drunky Christmas elves…