Don’t fuck with us, 2022… Wishing you all a good one!! 🥃🥃🥃
Happy fackin’ Holidays from Sunnyvale Trailer Park!
Stop whatever the fack you’re doing – it’s time for our traditional holiday singalong with Santa Bubbs! MERRY FRIGGIN’ XMAS!!! 🎄 🥃 ☃️
Ding dong merrily on HIGH… Don’t forget, the Boys are going LIVE at 1pm EST on Friday, December 17 on the TPB/SwearNet app! Download and subscribe HERE and have yourself a greasy lil’ Christmas! 🎁 🎄 🥃
Ricky, Julian and Bubbles are full of the Christmas spirit! Find out what gifts the Boys bought each other this year, and their special treat fit for a fuckin’ King. Also: One more week before 2020 fucks off!
And look out for more awesome content coming TODAY to SwearNet.com and the new TPB/SwearNet app – now available at the App Store and Google Play!!!
FUCK!!! Been so drunk and high all December you forgot to send any holiday cards? Share our awesome Trailer Park Boys eCard with your friends and family, or tag ’em here!
(Thanks to the talented-as-fuck Midnight Oil Print & Design House for the design!)
Merry Christmas from Sunnyvale Trailer Park and the SwearNet.com team! Now go and get drunk and stoned with your friends and family!! 🥃🌟
Holy fuck, she’s a hot one, boys! You loved our Trailer Park Boys DEEECENT hot sauce so much, the experts at Coney Island Saucery have cooked up another batch 🌶️🔥
Head over to coneyislandsaucery.com and use the code XMAS2019 to get 4 bottles for the price of 3!
Attention Ontario: The Boys and Randy are getting ready to ride the ol’ shit sleigh and bring you ‘A Sunnyvale Christmas’ next week! Tickets are selling fast – Belleville and the first Toronto show is SOLD THE FUCK OUT, so grab yours now before it’s too late and Christmas is fuckin’ ruined!!
Nov 27 – Hamilton First Ontario Concert Hall
Nov 28 – Toronto Danforth Music Hall SOLD OUT
Nov 29 – Toronto Danforth Music Hall
Nov 30 – London Centennial Hall
Dec 1 – Ottawa National Arts Centre
Dec 3 – Belleville Empire Theatre SOLD OUT
Dec 4 – Kitchener Centre in the Square
Mr. Lahey is in high spirits for the Jim Lahey Show and Randy Christmas special! He won some cash on the VLTs and is buying everyone in Sunnyvale a gift, even the shit weasels! He also presents the recipe which got him nominated for a Nobel Peace prize, the “Fruitcake Liquorball Sandwich.”
Not to be outdone, on Randy’s Kitchen, Randers puts together Christmas Burgers, and gives Lahey the gift of liquor.
PLUS: A special guest from the park joins the celebrations!