Christmas Fuckery

Ho ho fackin’ ho! Christmas at Sunnyvale is the best time of year – dope and liquor, ganked gifts, and maybe extra scrilla if Julian’s money-making schemes don’t fuck up!

A Sunnyvale Christmas is comin’ to town!

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Attention Ontario: The Boys and Randy are getting ready to ride the ol’ shit sleigh and bring you ‘A Sunnyvale Christmas’ next week! Tickets are selling fast – Belleville and the first Toronto show is SOLD THE FUCK OUT, so grab yours now before it’s too late and Christmas is fuckin’ ruined!!

Nov 27 – Hamilton First Ontario Concert Hall
Nov 28 – Toronto Danforth Music Hall SOLD OUT
Nov 29 – Toronto Danforth Music Hall
Nov 30 – London Centennial Hall
Dec 1 – Ottawa National Arts Centre
Dec 3 – Belleville Empire Theatre SOLD OUT
Dec 4 – Kitchener Centre in the Square

New on swearnet – A Shit Hawk in a Shit Tree

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Mr. Lahey, Randy, and Marguerite enjoy a Christmas sippy-poo!

Mr. Lahey is in high spirits for the Jim Lahey Show and Randy Christmas special!  He won some cash on the VLTs and is buying everyone in Sunnyvale a gift, even the shit weasels! He also presents the recipe which got him nominated for a Nobel Peace prize, the “Fruitcake Liquorball Sandwich.”

Not to be outdone, on Randy’s Kitchen, Randers puts together Christmas Burgers, and gives Lahey the gift of liquor.

PLUS: A special guest from the park joins the celebrations!