Bubbles mixes up his patented Liquor-Nogs (complete with a crushed candy cane rim job) and Ricky demonstrates the answer to all of NASA’s problems: The Shitsucker 3000.
Despite Julian being a grumpy bastard with better things to do, the Boys exchange presents and they even open up some curiously sexy gifts from a secret drunk trailer park supervisor Santa!
Ricky shows off some of his hand-made declorations, and encourages you dickhead fans to enter his Gettin’ Declorated with Ricky contest! Take a pic of your do-it-your-fucking-self orlaments, wreets, or whatever, and if we like it, you’ll win a DECENT prize pack!
Er, well, not real hash, the police would fuck us over pretty bad if we started doing that. But we still have a DECENT gift for you if you spend just £30 / €35 / $35 on our merchandise! A hash coin makes a great fucking stocking stuffer! These cocksuckers are made by Big Joe’s Biker Rings, the official maker of Trailer Park Boys jewelry.
Stay tuned for more GREASY deals as we get closer to the borntday of Santa-Jesus-God!
Christmas should be about getting drunk and stoned with the people you love, but we all know how fucking stressful the holidays can get!
In the coming weeks, Julian will be mixing himself a Christmastime rum and coke and answering your questions about the holidays – don’t know how to cook a fucking turkey? Mother-in-law a total bitch? Spent all your gift money on liquor?
Write your Christmas holiday questions to Dear Julian in the comment section below and let your stress melt away! Or don’t, he really doesn’t give a fuck.
It’s Christmas Day and the Boys are ready to unwrap their presents! They also discuss Ricky’s new body, chugging sour milk, and the dangers of eating Ricky’s breakfast wings. There’s also a visit from two drunky Christmas elves…
Ricky learns you how to grill a wiener with a blowtorch. Scrum-dilly!
You can watch two special Xmas episodes of Gettin’ Learnt with Ricky at swearnet.com! In Part 1, Ricky makes some awesome gifts for Bubbles and Julian, and inPart 2 Deux B, he creates a candy treat for baby Mo, and some fancy gifts the ladies will love. He also learns us on how to clean up the workshop!
It’s gonna be a merrier Christmas in Nova Scotia this year! The Trailer Park Boys’ very own Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky is now available in selected NSLC stores across the province. Click here for a list of current retailers: http://bit.ly/1QxOGY2