Christmas Fuckery

Ho ho fackin’ ho! Christmas at Sunnyvale is the best time of year – dope and liquor, ganked gifts, and maybe extra scrilla if Julian’s money-making schemes don’t fuck up!

New on swearnet.com – Happy Borntday, Santa-Jesus-God!

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Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles celebrate Christmas on their podcast

Holy fuck Boys, it’s Christmas-eve-eve, and it’s a festive mood on the latest Trailer Park Boys Podcast!

Bubbles mixes up his patented Liquor-Nogs (complete with a crushed candy cane rim job) and Ricky demonstrates the answer to all of NASA’s problems: The Shitsucker 3000.

Despite Julian being a grumpy bastard with better things to do, the Boys exchange presents and they even open up some curiously sexy gifts from a secret drunk trailer park supervisor Santa!

Ricky shows off some of his hand-made declorations, and encourages you dickhead fans to enter his Gettin’ Declorated with Ricky contest!  Take a pic of your do-it-your-fucking-self orlaments, wreets, or whatever, and if we like it, you’ll win a DECENT prize pack!

Episode 73 is brought to you by the official Trailer Park Boys Merch Store (sure to have some fucking amazing Boxing Day sales in the event that Santa-Jesus-God fucked up and you want something different) and Neat ‘King Bee’ microphones!

Oh – and as a Christmas fucking treat, the audio versions are available today,  on iTunes and Libsyn!

FREE HASH (coin keyrings)!

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Get paid in hash to shop at TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

Er, well, not real hash, the police would fuck us over pretty bad if we started doing that.  But we still have a DECENT gift for you if you spend just £30 / €35 / $35 on our merchandise!  A hash coin makes a great fucking stocking stuffer!  These cocksuckers are made by Big Joe’s Biker Rings, the official maker of Trailer Park Boys jewelry.

Stay tuned for more GREASY deals as we get closer to the borntday of Santa-Jesus-God!

Holiday Questions, Let’s Go!

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Get Julian's good advice on Dear Julian at SwearNet.com

Christmas should be about getting drunk and stoned with the people you love, but we all know how fucking stressful the holidays can get!

In the coming weeks, Julian will be mixing himself a Christmastime rum and coke and answering your questions about the holidays – don’t know how to cook a fucking turkey?  Mother-in-law a total bitch?  Spent all your gift money on liquor?

Write your Christmas holiday questions to Dear Julian in the comment section below and let your stress melt away!  Or don’t, he really doesn’t give a fuck.

New at swearnet.com: Trailer Park Boys Christmas Podca$h

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Trailer Park Boys Christmas PodcastHappy Holidays folks, here’s your Christmas Trailer Park Boys Podcast!

It’s Christmas Day and the Boys are ready to unwrap their presents! They also discuss Ricky’s new body, chugging sour milk, and the dangers of eating Ricky’s breakfast wings. There’s also a visit from two drunky Christmas elves…

Watch the podcast on swearnet.com, or listen to the audio version on iTunes and TPBpodcast.libsyn.com right now!

 

Look out for a special Ricky Brown Christmas sermon this Sunday!!