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Win a Free Year of SwearNet on Free Shit Friday!

Tell us your favourite Trailer Park Boys ep and win a year of SwearNet!

Alright fuckers, wanna win a free year of SwearNet? Tell us your favourite episode of Trailer Park Boys – and why it’s the best!

Maybe ‘Closer To The Heart’ is closer to your heart ’cause you’re a big RUSH fan, or the greasy ‘Bible Pimp’ made you laugh your ass off. Did ‘Money Can Suck My Cock’ get your bird doin’ *that*? Did ‘Conky’ float your boat or should he fuck off back to the swamp? Do you love watching ‘High Definition Piss Jugs’ on your high definition TV?! We don’t fuckin’ know, so tell us!

There isn’t a right answer of course (they’re all awesome) – but ALL entries will be placed in the Sunnyvale Contest Piss Jug for a draw. We’ll announce three lucky winners next week!

Randy’s Fuck Around Burger Contest – The Winners!

Feeling hungry? You frigging will be after seeing the dirrrty burgers that entered our Park After Dark #fuckaroundburger contest! And the winners are…

 

Trailer Park Boys cheeseburger contest - the winners

Give it up for Nicole Elizabeth Margiotta (top left) and her delicious stack heading right into her hubby’s cheeseburger locker! Top right is @thekuntz69’s greasy gourmet burger – look at that fucking thing, it’s a dirty meat masterpiece!

Bottom left is Shawn Jackson’s superstack, so fucking tall it needs a kitchen knife to keep ‘er together! And bottom right is @Casmetah’s three little dirty burgers, just begging for Gutzilla to put ’em down him. Congratulations fuckers, you all win a year’s subscription to SwearNet.com! But wait, there’s more…

 

Park After Dark Fuck Around Burger Contest - runners-up

Top left is @thompson_e16’s burger, so stuffed with deliciousness she’s in danger of collapse! Carina Green (top right) has the right idea of serving two fuck around burgers per plate – fucking delicious but there’s room for a few more chicken fingers, Carina!

Robbie MacAloney causes controversy with a potato-chip topped burger – well, why the fuck not? Chicken chips or dill picknel, you can’t go wrong. Lower left is Bradley G. Thomas’ healthy fuck around, with some green shit and tomato fucking thing – fibre is good, but that bacon needs more fucking flames brother, we can hear the oink from here!! You creative fuckers win a month of SwearNet.com!

AND THEN THERE’S THESE…

 

Park After Dark Fuck Around Burger Contest - fucked but we'd eat it!

Congratulations to these fuckers who gave it a good try, but sometimes she goes, sometimes she doesn’t go.

Jeremiah Saint (top left) was obviously fucking high when he read the recipe, ’cause we don’t remember it saying EIGHT POUNDS OF FUCKING CHEESE, JEREMIAH. But you know what, it looks delicious! We’d pound that down us (with a Pepto-Bismol chaser). 

@RyeAndMarmalade (top right) sounds like they know a thing about cooking, but they must have been drunk on the liquor as they added EVERY CONDIMENT KNOWN TO MANKIND on their fuck around. We’d still hammer the fuck outta it, though.

Speaking of drunk and high, @ihatecookinganditshows created not a fuck around burger, but a THREE-EYED ALIEN MEAT MONSTER. Inspired to make this hot mess? Ingredients include brioche french toast, flamin’ hot cheetos-encrusted KFC fried chicken, Ben & Jerry’s poppin’ popcorn ice cream, and Jameson whiskey maple syrup & tabasco scorpion butter. Pairs well with Juniper space weed?!

Bottom right is @gilbybets’ creation – we call this the Fuck Around Creme De La Creme, if you nomesayin’… We hope that’s fucking mayo, Gilby!

Finally, Michael Rice (centre) wasn’t fucking around with his recipe: Three 6-ounce beef patties, triple cheese slices, peameal bacon, grilled onions, grilled mushrooms, deep fried jalapeno poppers, deep fried pickles, special sauce, a fried egg and MORE crispy bacon. Trouble is, the cockspangle ate the fucking thing before he took a photo of it! Fuck’s sake Michael!!

For all your efforts, you also win a free month of SwearNet.com!

Win a Year of SwearNet – Caption This!

Win a year of SwearNet - Trailer Park Boys Jail caption contest

Wanna win a free year of SwearNet? Of course ya do! Just tell us what Julian is saying, or Ricky is thinking, or Terry is dreaming of, or whatever the fuck you think is going on in this photo, and post your caption in the comments below. We’re giving away three subscriptions, so triple your chances of winning by entering on our Trailer Park Boys Facebook and Instagram accounts – it’s not cheating if we don’t give a fuck! We’ll announce the winners on Tuesday, March 30, so get your entries in before then!

Already have a SwearNet subscription? We’ll just add your free year on to your existing membership. It doesn’t matter if you watch SwearNet on the web or on the TPB/SwearNet app – one subscription covers it all. DECENT!

SwearNet Free Shit Friday!

SwearNet Free Shit Friday - answer a question and win a year of SwearNet.com

Alright fuckers, who wants to win a free year of SwearNet.com?! It’s basically peach and cake – answer this week’s question in the comments section below (can’t see it ’cause you’re on the SwearBlog home page? CLICK HERE!) and and we’ll drop your name in the Sunnyvale Prize Draw Piss Jug.

One SwearBlog reader (could it be YOU?!?!) will win a year’s subscription to SwearNet.com – that will save ya one twenny! Already have a subscription? Easy as fuck, you get a year added on to your current sub. Well, fuck me!

Trailer Park Boys Halloween Costume Contest 2019

The 2019 Trailer Park Boys Halloween costume contest

Break out your houndstooth shirts and rum glasses – the annual Trailer Park Boys Halloween costume contest is fuckin’ ON! Dress up as a character from your favourite trailer park, upload the photo to our contest page, and you could be in with a chance of winning a decent Trailer Park Boys prize pack full of goodies from our buds at the TPB merch store, plus a few greasy lil’ extras! Winners and runners-up will also get a one-year subscription to SwearNet.com!

Entry closes 00:00 am on Thursday, November 7!