Gettin’ Learnt With Ricky

Schools they can fuck off, and teachers can suck my cock, I’m drunk and I’m high, and this is Gettin’ Learnt With Ricky! Watch now at SwearNet.com

New on swearnet.com – Gettin’ Donaired with Ricky

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Roll a joint and mix some stiff drinks, because this episode of Gettin’ Learnt with Ricky features a recipe that is PERFECT for your next drunk and stoned trailer park party!

Ricky puts together HaliDip, a dip based on the legendary Halifax donair.  If you’ve ever been liquored in Halifax, your night has probably ended up at a donair shop.  The fucking city actually named the greasy bastard the official food of Halifax.  The gyro-esque wrap is delicious but messy as fuck, which prompted a Nova Scotian blogger to create a DECENT dip to make it easier to get ‘er in ya.

Ricky takes us through the process of making donair meat, building your own spit, creating the sexually suggestive donair sauce, and then turning the whole fucking thing into HaliDip!

PLUS: Ricky reviews the security tape to find out which fucker(s) fell victim to his booby traps!

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New on swearnet.com – Gettin’ Fuck-You’d with Ricky

Ricky is covered by flour

Ricky kicks off Season 2 of Gettin’ Learnt with Ricky in an unexpected way.  Though he planned to dedicate the first episode to building ovens, things go off the rails when he discovers that someone has been fucking with his workshop.

Tools are misplaced, and the plants smell like piss.  Ricky’s not sure who is responsible, but the stoned sleuths at SwearBlog suspect it may have something to do with the newly expanded Randy’s Kitchen set.  Whatever the case, Ricky responds by setting up some Fuck-You traps to fuck over whoever’s been fucking with him.

Best of all, he set up a security camera so that he can watch all of this shit go down!

New on swearnet.com – Gettin’ Learnt on Christmas!

Ricky from the Trailer Park Boys is making his own Christmas ornaments

Well, it’s that fucking time of the year again when we get drunk and stoned with the people we love for the 21 Days of Christmas!  And just to make sure you don’t waste money and time on fucking stupid decorations, Ricky brings you the “Merri Cristmas, Regalur Cristmas Can FUCK OFF EPi” edition of Gettin’ Learnt with Ricky!

Ricky gets you learnt on making the best Christmas gravy, orlaments, wreets, ginger bready houses, and more!  He also gets himself into a couple sticky situations.

PLUS: Learn how to decorate the fun, EASY way!

If you think you can do Ricky one better, make your OWN decloration and send a pic of the cocksucker to our Gettin’ Declorated with Ricky contest!