Ricky puts together HaliDip, a dip based on the legendary Halifax donair. If you’ve ever been liquored in Halifax, your night has probably ended up at a donair shop. The fucking city actually named the greasy bastard the official food of Halifax. The gyro-esque wrap is delicious but messy as fuck, which prompted a Nova Scotian blogger to create a DECENT dip to make it easier to get ‘er in ya.
Ricky takes us through the process of making donair meat, building your own spit, creating the sexually suggestive donair sauce, and then turning the whole fucking thing into HaliDip!
PLUS: Ricky reviews the security tape to find out which fucker(s) fell victim to his booby traps!
Tools are misplaced, and the plants smell like piss. Ricky’s not sure who is responsible, but the stoned sleuths at SwearBlog suspect it may have something to do with the newly expanded Randy’s Kitchen set. Whatever the case, Ricky responds by setting up some Fuck-You traps to fuck over whoever’s been fucking with him.
Best of all, he set up a security camera so that he can watch all of this shit go down!
This week on Gettin’ Learnt with Ricky: If you’ve got little mawfks of your own, you’ll know that baby strollers, saucers, and jumpers are expensive as FUCK! Ricky shows you how to make your own 3-in-1 babysitter station for less than $10!
Holy shit, Ricky’s pissed today! He’s not allowed to fire handguns in the SwearNet studio, so he makes some home-made guns to shoot the shit outta shit! Warning: this is going to be a bit fucking dangerous.