It’s September the 3-0 already, fuckers – the Boys are zoned out and don’t know if it’s Jantember or Novaugust! Bubbles is so hungry he could eat a wheel of cheese, or some sexy Muscle Chips. But fuck off with the NyQuil chicken! Also: The Boys explain why September 30 is a very important day in Canada.
On the latest Park After Dark: Cleanliness is next to Randiness – Bobandy has cleaned up his act and has some handwashing tips for Ricky and Bubbles. The Boys discuss dirty ol’ Hurricane Fiona, why you shouldn’t eat batteries, and Julian’s trip to the Muscle Seminar!
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Poor Bubbs has kitties on his mind on today’s Park After Dark – is Stumpy gonna make it? Julian has found Randy the perfect mate, and Ricky wants to wrestle an emotional support alligator. Fuck, those shrooms are really kicking in today, Boys!
Back to the crack: Randy’s here with some National Toilet Paper Day facts you didn’t wanna know! Discover Julian’s favourite long-necked animal (and no, it’s not a fuckin’ swan), a bacon-busting business idea, and Randy’s seasonal sex toy veg picks!
Randy’s in the trailer and happy as fuck, but he’s pissing off Ricky and Julian! Before they duct tape his mouth shut, they discuss Friends with the Benedicts, chicken balls, and unravel a fucked family feud! Also: Louis, Louie and Looly?!
Is Randy the dumbest person in Sunnyvale? Ricky and Julian decide to help him out, and get him learnt on some awesome facts and stories from around the world! Also: The truth about the Loch Ness Monster, and the ham sammich from Hell!
It’s a long weekend in Sunnyvale, and the Boys are ready to double the liquor, triple the weed, and steal the Bluenose for a sailing trip! Before they end up in jail for theft of historic property, they discuss dirty mosquito burgers, fuckin’ useless inventions, and why Randy’s a hit at the nudist beach!
On the latest Park After Dark: Ricky’s been busy in his woodworking shop, but who’s gonna pay $100 on Etsy for his creation? Bubbles teaches us how to talk in Bigfoot, and Julian investigates the crazy fucker who pushed a peanut up a mountain with his nose. Also: Save the hot, horny bees!
On the latest Park After Dark: Randy, stop smoking Ricky’s fucking dope… and what is that smell coming off ya? Also: The wonders of the Jimmy Webb Space Telescope, the biggest beer in the world, and Randy’s favourite nuts! Watch at SwearNet now and get learnt!
Thank FUCK it’s Friday – time to let The Liquor do the thinking! The Boys break out the dirty ol’ cupboard wine for a fancy tasting session – which tipple passes with flying carpets, and which is gonna make Ricky puke? Also: Get banged on a cruise, get a fucking bruise!