Random Shit

The Ricky’s Garbageland of SwearBlog, where we put all the random-but-useful shit in a pile, it’s sure to come in handy one day. Watch out for dump bees!

Wednesday Wisdom – Winning like Ricky

Ricky's Survival of the Fitness meme

Ricky’s got this life thing all figured out. Be for to be a better person by getting fit and doing squats and shit. Or something like that. It’s basically peach and cake! Look out for more Wednesday Wisdom memes soon (or whenever we fucking remember it’s Wednesday)

Green Bastard Hot Sauce – OH YEAHHH!!!

Ricky, Julian and Bubbles attempt to make a commercial for their scrump-dilly new Green Bastard hot sauce…

Coney Island Saucery’s decent new hot sauce is a ‘verde’ style featuring fresh notes of cilantro and citrus, tag teamed with garlic, earthy middle tones, ending with a gelapeno / serrano flying elbow to the throat!

Pairs well with dirty old chicken burgers, balon-a-log slices, tacos, skirt steak, hot dogs or any food you want to add a devastating blow of flavour. Sounds fucking good to us!!

Get yours at http://bit.ly/gbhotsauce OH YEAHHH!!

Happy Borntday Robb Wells!

Happy birthday
Tonight you’re gonna party!! Why? It’s Robb Wells’ BORNT DAY!!! The perfect excuse to get the liquor and dope in, slam some $8 (the good kind) chicken fingers on the grill, set off a coupla fireworks and get DRUNK AS FUCK! DRUNK AS FUCK! DRUNK AS FUCK!!

Not that we need an excuse to get drunk as fuck but fuck it, it’s a special day! 💚 🎉 

TPB Halloween Costume Contest 2020

Trailer Park Boys Halloween Costume Contest 2020

The 2020 Trailer Park Boys Halloween Costume Contest is fuckin’ ON!!!

Halloween may have been totally FUCKED this year, but you can still dress up as your favourite Sunnyvale character and win some decent TPB swag. Plus you get a free subscriptions to SwearNet.com!

Click HERE to enter your photo, or tag it on Twitter or Instagram #TPBHalloween.

Contest closes at 11:59pm on Wednesday, November 4. The lucky winners will be announced the following week (or when we’ve sobered the fuck up…)