Wishing a sexy, muscular Happy Borntday to our sword-wielding, rum-swilling puppet master JP Tremblay!! 🥃 🎉 🥃
Random Shit
The Ricky’s Garbageland of SwearBlog, where we put all the random-but-useful shit in a pile, it’s sure to come in handy one day. Watch out for dump bees!
Happy Borntday Robb Wells!
Tonight you’re gonna party!! Why? It’s Robb Wells’ BORNT DAY!!! The perfect excuse to get the liquor and dope in, slam some $8 (the good kind) chicken fingers on the grill, set off a coupla fireworks and get DRUNK AS FUCK! DRUNK AS FUCK! DRUNK AS FUCK!!
Not that we need an excuse to get drunk as fuck but fuck it, it’s a special day! 💚 🎉
TPB Halloween Costume Contest 2020
The 2020 Trailer Park Boys Halloween Costume Contest is fuckin’ ON!!!
Halloween may have been totally FUCKED this year, but you can still dress up as your favourite Sunnyvale character and win some decent TPB swag. Plus you get a free subscriptions to SwearNet.com!
Click HERE to enter your photo, or tag it on Twitter or Instagram #TPBHalloween.
Contest closes at 11:59pm on Wednesday, November 4. The lucky winners will be announced the following week (or when we’ve sobered the fuck up…)
5/20 on 4/20 – TODAY!
Join us on the official Trailer Park Boys Facebook page TODAY 4:20pm Atlantic Time* to smoke a joint in honour of our essential frontline workers!
*that’s 3:20pm ET, 2:20pm CT, 1:20pm MT, 12:20pm PT, 8:20pm GMT, 9:20pm CET!
420 with the Boys
At 4:20pm Atlantic Time join the Boys LIVE in Sunnyvale to smoke a joint with them, in honour of our essential frontline workers.
Tune into facebook.com/trailerparkboys today at 4:20pm AT (that’s 3:20pm ET, 2:20pm CT 12:20 PT, and 8:20pm GMT.) 🌿
Happy Borntday Robb!!
It’s the most borntday of borntingdays… Wishing a BIG Happy Borntday to Robb Wells!!! 💚
TPB DEEECENT hot sauce!
Winter’s about to frig off and BBQ season is around the corner – time to stock up on scrump-dilly TPB hot sauce! The limited edition ‘Sheet Metal’ batch is selling fast, so head on over to coneyislandsaucery.com and grab some hot, garlicky goodness. DEEECENT!
Dicshitnary Special Offer!
Hear that, Randy? It’s the Winds of Shit… bringing you a special offer on John Dunsworth’s legendary book, The Dicshitnary! Order now at johndunsworth.com using the code WOW and you get $5 off! Hurry before the Shithawks grab them all…
Randy’s Cheeseburger Picnic – New Dates Announced!
The Burger King is back in town! If you’re lucky enough to live in CA, NV, WA or OR, you’re in for a long night of greasy partying, liquor and Sunnyvale fun with the Randinator himself. Get your tickets at LeoPresents.com, but hurry, they sell out fast as fuck!
Sale now on at the TPB Merch Store!
Was Santa a DICK this Christmas and totally fucked up your wishlist? Head over to trailerparkboysmerch.com for our annual Boxing Day/Week/Whateverthefuckitis Sale and get yourself something dope!
Sale ends January 2!