At SwearNet Studios, all of the employees are drunk and high. But their bosses are more fucked! This 4/20, watch the new Swearnet Studios series only on SwearNet!
News & Gossip
What’s going on at Sunnyvale Trailer Park and the SwearNet studios? Check out SwearBlog for all the greasy news and gossip, from the heart of the park!
John Dunsworth Day of Kindness
Today is the John Dunsworth Day of Kindness! Whether it’s helping out a friend or neighbour, picking up garbage, paying it forward at the cafe or being kind to a stranger, every little helps! ❤️ #DayofKindness
Happy Borntday Mike Smith and Cory Bowles!
It’s a double fuckin’ whammy celebration today – Happy Borntday to Mike Smith and Cory Bowles!!
4/20 on 5/20 – LIVE with the Trailer Park Boys!
5/20 is the new 4/20! On May 20 at 4:20pm Atlantic Time* (that’s 3:20pm ET, 2:20pm CT, 12:20pm PT, 8:20pm GMT, 9:20pm CET!) join Ricky, Julian and Bubbles LIVE in Sunnyvale at the official Trailer Park Boys Facebook page to smoke a joint with them, in honour of our essential frontline workers.
Mark the date in your calendars and get fuckin’ rolling!
*that’s 3:20pm ET, 2:20pm CT, 1:20pm MT, 12:20pm PT, 8:20pm GMT, 9:20pm CET!
Calling All Real Life Heroes!
Calling all real life heroes… SwearNet.com needs YOU! If you work in the following vital services, we’d like to interview you for a new SwearNet segment:
- Healthcare workers
- Police / fire fighters
- Delivery drivers
- Food bank volunteers
- Cab drivers
- Grocery store staff
- Pharmacy staff
- Any other worker deemed ‘essential’ and hard at work right now!
Drop us a line at [email protected] with a brief description of your job, for a chance to appear on the show!
Filming begins at the Sunnyvale Correctional Facility!
Something very exciting is happening at the SwearNet studios – we’re filming something new! We can’t give too much away right now, but make sure you follow us on Instagram for some sneaky sneak peeks behind the scenes at the Sunnyvale Correctional Facility!
SwearNet Studio Fuckery Mystery
Hmmm, what the fuck’s going on at SwearNet.com?! Our design team is very close to finishing our NEW set in the studio. You’re gonna love this one…
Stay tuned for more news!
Join the Trailer Park Boys Cruise in March 2019!!
Tell winter to FUCK OFF next March! Bubbles, Ricky, and Julian are hitting the high seas with some very special friends for a 4-day cruise to a private island in the Bahamas – and YOU’RE INVITED!! We’re parking the Shitmobile in Tampa, Florida and hitching a ride on the beautiful Norwegian Pearl from March 6-10, 2019, setting sail to crystally-clear Great Stirrup Cay, Bahamas.
We’ll also be bringing along RANDY, CORY & JACOB, TOM GREEN, BIF NAKED, DOUG BENSON, BUBBLES & THE SHITROCKERS, and more awesome guests to be announced!
Your new FLOATING PARTY PALACE, The Norwegian Pearl, awaits you with all the amenities and accommodations you need for smooth, drunk sailing. With a piss-free pool and hot tubs to chill in, multiple bars and lounges, a Julian-approved ‘Moneyvale’ casino, luxurious richey-type spa services, an ENDLESS supply of the best food you could ever fuckin’ eat… and MORE!!
CLICK HERE to register for the pre-sale, get priority booking, learn about flexible payment plans, and check out all the awesome shit we’ll be doing onboard!
Caption this and win a free month of SwearNet!
Contest time, fuckers!! Caption this shot from the awesome Targa Newfoundland documentary, now airing at SwearNet.com. What the fuck is Robb saying to JP? Or JP saying to Robb? We don’t fucking know, that’s why we’re asking you!!
The winner gets a FREE MONTH of SwearNet access (if you’re already a member we’ll add it on to your subscription!) Post your caption in the comments section, and we’ll announce the winner when we can be fucked. Good luck, turtle jerkers!
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