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Bless my fuck, this SwearBlog post is in the wrong category! It was probably Cory and Jacob who fucked it up. Way she goes.

New on swearnet.com – Does Bubbles Prefer to Feed the Geese?

Julian is ready to answer your questions for Dear Julian

Dear Julian is joined yet again by Ricky and Bubbles, who seem intent on fucking up Julian’s brand new glass table.

The Boys get asked a range of questions, including:

  • Will 2017 suck as fucking bad as 2016?
  • How many kilometres have been logged on the ol’ Shitmobile?
  • Would Julian ever shave his goatee?
  • Would the Boys ever consider a hostile takeover of SwearNet?

Plus – Bubbles gets asked a pretty personal question.  We never seem to see him with any ladies – does that mean he’d rather feed the geese?

Now on iTunes and Libsyn – He Let the Liquor Do the Thinking!

Bill Wood joins Lahey and Randy

Download, plug in your fuckin’ ear buds, bud, and let the LIQUOR do the thinking!  Episode 9 of The Jim Lahey Show and Randy is now available for free download on iTunes and Libsyn!

Comedian Bill Wood joins Randy and Lahey, and he performs a few magic tricks while Lahey tries to recover from a mean bender.  Plus: Randy cooks up the GREASIEST breakfast idea ever – CHEESEBURGER PANCAKES.

While you’re at it, tell the Apple dicks that you love Lahey and Randers — give the Shitwizard and Cheeseburger Locker a rave fucking review!

New on iTunes and Libsyn – The Jim Lahey Show and Randy, Episode 6!

Randy, Bobby Mac, and Jim Lahey

Sweet, sweet audio for your ears’ shit canal!  Episode 6 – “Hello, Young Lovers” of The Jim Lahey Show and Randy is now available on iTunes and Libsyn!

In this episode, a low-pressure shit vacuum pulls Halifax radio personality Bobby Mac straight onto the couch with Lahey and Randy.  Bobby tries some of Randy’s greasy French toast and offers a lesson on radio voice-overs.

This is a great opportunity to listen to SwearNet’s drunkest podcast on the go!  Tell your cheap fucking non-subscribing friends to sample SwearNet with this podcast, and while you’re at it, rate Lahey and Randy on iTunes and tell those Apple dicks how much you love them!