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Bless my fuck, this SwearBlog post is in the wrong category! It was probably Cory and Jacob who fucked it up. Way she goes.

New on swearnet.com – The Kiln-Baked Boys

The Boys hold a clay version of Ricky

It’s the Mailbag, mother fucker, and JP, Robb, and Mike love getting free shit!

On this week’s episode, they receive some DECENT clay versions of themselves!  Holy fuck the fans are talented.  They also get some fucked up letters that could very well be ransom notes.  Remember: ease up on the letters and go harder on the free shit!

They also receive a massive package from Tom, a long-time fan whose struggle with Cluster Headaches was referenced in Trippin’ with Leigh.  Tom does a daily vlog which is worth checking out if you want to know more about this painful fucking disease!

If you have some shit you’d like to send the Boys, use this address:

Attn: Mailbag
Swearnet.com Incorporated
PO Box 38072 Burnside
Dartmouth NS B3B 1X2
CANADA

A few things to remember – it may take them a long fucking time to open the cocksuckers, and “free shit” is way more fun than fucking letters!

Now on iTunes and Libsyn – He Let the Liquor Do the Thinking!

Bill Wood joins Lahey and Randy

Download, plug in your fuckin’ ear buds, bud, and let the LIQUOR do the thinking!  Episode 9 of The Jim Lahey Show and Randy is now available for free download on iTunes and Libsyn!

Comedian Bill Wood joins Randy and Lahey, and he performs a few magic tricks while Lahey tries to recover from a mean bender.  Plus: Randy cooks up the GREASIEST breakfast idea ever – CHEESEBURGER PANCAKES.

While you’re at it, tell the Apple dicks that you love Lahey and Randers — give the Shitwizard and Cheeseburger Locker a rave fucking review!

New on iTunes and Libsyn – The Jim Lahey Show and Randy, Episode 6!

Randy, Bobby Mac, and Jim Lahey

Sweet, sweet audio for your ears’ shit canal!  Episode 6 – “Hello, Young Lovers” of The Jim Lahey Show and Randy is now available on iTunes and Libsyn!

In this episode, a low-pressure shit vacuum pulls Halifax radio personality Bobby Mac straight onto the couch with Lahey and Randy.  Bobby tries some of Randy’s greasy French toast and offers a lesson on radio voice-overs.

This is a great opportunity to listen to SwearNet’s drunkest podcast on the go!  Tell your cheap fucking non-subscribing friends to sample SwearNet with this podcast, and while you’re at it, rate Lahey and Randy on iTunes and tell those Apple dicks how much you love them!