Tag Archive for advice

Julian’s led a fucked-up life, but he’s a survivor and knows a thing or two about love, money, and relationships. If you use his advice, that’s fine. But if you don’t, he really doesn’t give a fuck.

 

New Year, New Episodes, New Questions Needed!

 in Random Shit • 36 Comments

Julian wants your questions

Alright dicks, the SwearNet crew is going to be hungover as fuck for the first part of January, but as soon as the fog lifts, we’ll be filming new episodes of all your favourite SwearNet shows!

If you have a problem for 2017 that needs solving, let us know by commenting below.  Julian (or maybe even Ricky and Bubbles) will be happy to sort you the fuck out!

Got a plan to change your life in 2017?  Looking for advice on sticking to a New Year’s resolution?  Want to have gorgeous muscles yet still drink rum all day?  Send your questions our way!

New on swearnet.com – Banging Away a Broken Heart

 in New at SwearNet.com • 0 Comments

Julian gives some good advice on SwearNet's Dear Julian

Dear Julian is back with answers to your fucking questions, including solutions on pacing yourself on hard liquor, how to bang your way out of a broken heart, and whether or not you should get hammered and go hunting.

Plus: we all have that friend.  Someone who is a decent dude until he gets drunk at the bar, then he starts shit, trying to get into fights.  Julian was once that person, and he has advice on how to calm things the fuck down.

New on swearnet.com – How to Not Piss Yourself

 in New at SwearNet.com • 2 Comments

dj-24-splash

There are no problems that a little bit of rum and coke can’t solve.

On the latest episode of Dear Julian, Julian answers questions as wide-ranging as dealing with shitty ex’s to investing in your own business to trying to cut back on pissing the bed.

If you have questions for Julian, leave those cocksuckers in the comments below and Julian may answer them on a future episode!  Or not, he really doesn’t give a fuck.

New on swearnet.com – Two Hungover Idiots

 in New at SwearNet.com • 2 Comments

Ricky has some advice on Dear Julian

Dear Julian is back, this time with a special, VERY HUNGOVER guest!

Ricky joins Julian for the latest episode of Dear Julian, and holy fuck, they are coming off a massive bender.  While drinking through their hangover, the Boys answer questions about classic cars, dealing with dicks, hockey fights, and crazy fucking salvia.

If YOU have some questions for Dear Julian about the Christmas holidays, click here to submit them!

Holiday Questions, Let’s Go!

 in Christmas Fuckery • 7 Comments

Get Julian's good advice on Dear Julian at SwearNet.com

Christmas should be about getting drunk and stoned with the people you love, but we all know how fucking stressful the holidays can get!

In the coming weeks, Julian will be mixing himself a Christmastime rum and coke and answering your questions about the holidays – don’t know how to cook a fucking turkey?  Mother-in-law a total bitch?  Spent all your gift money on liquor?

Write your Christmas holiday questions to Dear Julian in the comment section below and let your stress melt away!  Or don’t, he really doesn’t give a fuck.

DEAR JULIAN: Send Us Your Goddamn Problems!

 in New at SwearNet.com • 45 Comments

Get Julian's advice!

Julian’s ready to pour a few drinks and share some advice on an upcoming edition of Dear Julian.  Having trouble in your relationship?  Planning a grocery store robbery to get food for your friend’s wedding and need help with logistics?  You have problems, Julian has solutions.

Post your problems in the comment section below.  If you use his advice, that’s fine.  If you don’t, he really doesn’t give a fuck.