This week’s Dear Julian gives some good fuckin’ advice on how to deal with asshole brothers-in-law, dog thieves, greasy bosses and bad hangovers, and how NOT to get a job at SwearNet!
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Julian’s led a fucked-up life, but he’s a survivor and knows a thing or two about love, money, and relationships. If you use his advice, that’s fine. But if you don’t, he really doesn’t give a fuck.
New at swearnet.com: Dear Julian tackles banging and weed!
Should I bang younger dudes? How do I deal with a douche moocher of a neighbour? Should I smoke hash, weed or honey oil? Dear Julian gives out some more awesome advice!
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New at swearnet.com: Dear Julian tackles dope, jail, and shady neighbours
Should I grow dope in my shed? How am I gonna cope in jail? Should I confront my shady neighbours? Julian has the answers!
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New at swearnet.com: When Life Gives You a Kick to the Cock
Should I sell Grandma’s engagement ring to buy honey oil? How can I discipline my fucked-up son? Should I invest my scrilla in China? Julian tackles these questions, and more in the latest Dear Julian!
Julian is looking for new problems to solve for upcoming episodes of Dear Julian – post your question in the comments section below, and you may be hearing from Sexian himself!
Random SWEARCLIP of the Day: Julian’s life advice
Julian shares an important lesson about life, and why it fuckin’ SUCKS!
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New at swearnet.com: How Not to Be a Fucking Idiot
On this week’s Dear Julian, Sunnyvale Trailer Park’s resident agony uncle gives advice on overcoming writer’s block, starting up a greasy bootlegging business, and how to get out and have fun when you can’t be fucking bothered!
Random SWEARCLIP of the Day: Quit smoking with Dear Julian
New Year’s Resolution to quit the smokes? Julian tells you how to do it.
You can watch the latest Dear Julian episode now at SwearNet! This week, Julian gives advice on how to quit drinking… or not!
New at swearnet.com: Getting greasy with Dear Julian
This week on Dear Julian, Sunnyvale’s resident agony uncle gives some good fuckin’ advice on keeping warm in Canada, how a gamer can get his dick sucked, and why an ex-cop should get greasy!
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New at swearnet.com: Dear Julian is Awesome Greasy
On this week’s Dear Julian: Is stripping a good career move? How can liquor get you to third base? How do you deal with a “Jacob”? Julian knows.
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New at swearnet.com: Dear Julian plays the stripper game
Swearnet.com’s resident agony uncle, Dear Julian, gives advice on how to get banged, how not to get banged, and how to deal with someone you don’t want to bang! You can take his advice if you want, but if you don’t… he really doesn’t give a fuck!
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