Happy 421, fuckers! While you’re coming down from yesterday’s high, join Robb, JP and Mike for more fucked Puppetry Fucketry! This week, the puppets head to an intergalactic transmitting station for some academic research on aliens. Nah, just fucking with ya – they’re drunk, high and ready for a bust-up!
On today’s out-of-this-fucking-world Trailer Park Boys Podcast, ace astronaut Commander Chris Hadfield talks to Ricky, Julian and a VERY excited Bubbles about floating in space, the hunt for aliens, and flying an F-18 fighter jet like a badass! He also reveals if the Earth is flat! And will NASA call with a mission for Bubbles? Watch the podcast now!
How does Ricky prepare for a podcast? He sneaks hash into Bubbles’ cookies and doesn’t tell him a fucking thing. A jam-packed hash cookie is the backdrop for Trailer Park Boys Podcast episode 98, now available on iTunes and Libsyn!
Before the hash kicks in, Bubbles has a lucid conversation with Ricky and Julian about a wide range of topics, including the most painful incidents the Boys ever experienced. To everyone’s surprise, somehow Baby Mo shooting Ricky in the nutsack is only the second-most painful thing to ever happen to him! And to nobody’s surprise, Julian’s worst injury occurred while lifting weights with his big sexy muscles.
As it is the anniversary of the Lorena Bobbitt wiener-chopping incident, the Boys can’t help but ponder, in gory fucking detail, the means by which she hacked off her husband’s cock.
By the time the hash kicks in, Bubbles is talking about aliens and begins to think he is a lord from the 18th century. Fuck!
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The Boys reminisce about the music of Rick Astley, and Bubbles claims that Astley is the original inspiration for Ricky’s now-famous hair do. Ricky denies that, but then again, he doesn’t remember much from those days. The man smoked a lot of dope.
Speaking of Ricky being stoned as fuck, the dope that he’s been smoking lately has made him extremely fucking convinced that the earth is indeed flat. Bubbles takes issue with that, and all Flat-Earthers, and they dive into a roaring debate.
The Boys also discuss Michael J Fox’s middle name, Paul McCartney’s sexual (?) album Ram, and The Ties that Bind Families.
PLUS: What would you pay for Randy “Macho Man” Savage’s wrestling trunks? Would you pay more if you were guaranteed they touched his bare cock and balls?
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Holy fuck the holidays can be hard on a guy. After a week straight of drinking Bubbles’ patented Liquor-Nog, Ricky is completely fucked on the New Years edition of Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available for free in audio form on iTunes and Libsyn!
On this episode of the podcash, the Boys discuss their predictions for 2017. They also ask Bubbles if he would ever bang an alien, and ponder whether or not Julian would offer discounts to firefighters if he ever opened up a massage parlour.
PLUS: Ricky invented the Shit Sucker 3000 for noble purposes – to help NASA astronauts shit in space. Unfortunately, after seven days of Liquor-Nog, Ricky has other, GREASIER plans for it.
Ricky’s pissed at his son-in-law… Jacob FUCKED OVER his car!
He might not be in the best of moods, but Rick’s sitting down at the table (hammer in hand) for the latest episode of The Trailer Park Boys Podcast. Bubbles has been getting great reviews for his hosting of the Sunnyvale Family Feud game show segment, so he’s cranking it up a notch with Sunnyvale Jeopardy.
Plus, the Boys debate the existence of aliens, what Julian and Ricky’s mothers looked like, and whether or not the Boys would bang David Copperfield (if they were women, of course).
This week on the Trailer Park Boys Podcast: Something’s walking around in Bubbles’ eye – what the fack is it? The Boys also discuss space music, how to tackle an alien attack, and whether Ricky could kick a smurf.
Julian also calls up some stoned fans while Ricky does some sketching!
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