Tag Archive for Cheap Smokes

The filthy broads of Cheap Smokes bring you original sketches, drunken rants, and unladylike behaviour in their hilarious SwearNet.com show! 

New on swearnet.com – Executing the Perfect Blind Date

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Nothing beats the excitement of a blind date!  On today’s episode of Cheap Smokes, Laura can barely contain herself!

You always want to put your best foot forward on a blind date.  You never know who you might meet – it could be your soul mate!  Remember when Heather the samsquamptch found a man on Tinder?!  It was love at first sight!

But sometimes, a desire to ‘make a splash’ can push people to take things too far.  To find out if Laura finds “the one” on her blind date, watch now on SwearNet.com!

 

New on swearnet.com – Taking It to the Fucking Streets

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Mike fuckin Smith cooked up a brilliant idea for the latest episode of Cheap Smokes.

In the interest of healthy cocksucking fucking competition, he challenged Kaitlin and Laura to go down to the Halifax waterfront and order food while trying to slip as many fucking swear words into their conversations as possible.

Who will curse the most?  Will the grumpy old man tell Kaitlin to watch her fucking mouth?  Will the fish and chips girls call the cocksucking police?  Find the fuck out!

New on swearnet.com – The Security Footage

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Someone’s been fucking around at the SwearNet studio and Preston is PISSED.

On the latest episode of Cheap Smokes, Preston notices that a mysterious vandal has been fucking over the studio, particularly focusing on his office.  After alerting (and accusing) Mike Smith, Preston decides to review the after-hours security footage to get to the bottom of it.

Does he discover the culprit?  YOU BET!

New on swearnet.com – The Joke’s on Heather?

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Heather the samsquamptch is overcoming a case of the Mondays and is marching into work, ready to go!  Unfortunately, she’s the only one!

On the latest episode of Cheap Smokes, everyone’s favourite large, hairy, bipedal humanoid thinks she may be the victim of a silly prank when she goes to work and finds the office empty!  Not being one to rest on her hindquarters, Heather dishes out a few pranks of her own.

She also encounters a large bottle of rum and a large pan of suspicious brownies — nothing can go wrong, right?

New on swearnet.com – Jean Marie and the Self Tape

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Jean Marie works her butt off and she isn’t going to miss an opportunity at stardom, you bet!

On the latest Cheap Smokes, Laura is trying her best to put together an audition tape for an upcoming musical.  But when you’re in Jean Marie’s space, you have Jean Marie to contend with.  And when SwearNet’s multi-talented custodian sees a camera, look the fuck out.

… guess this means Jean Marie didn’t get that promotion she was working for, the last time we saw her

New on swearnet.com – The Cocktale Hour pt. 4

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In the latest from Cheap SmokesSvetlana and Vivian are back on the couch for another Cocktail Hour!

Mix yourself a Screaming Orgasm and sit back and enjoy as the two former porn stars talk about the ins-and-outs of a bloody good hand job, ferret sexuality, and Vivian’s horny father.  Plus: is it ok for your dog to watch you banging?  Furthermore – is it ok to bang your dog?

If you’re a Cocktail Hour virgin, get caught up by watching part 1, part 2, and part 3.  And if you’re already a fan, why not go back for sloppy seconds?

 

New on swearnet.com – Carpet Munchers

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Husband and wife duo Candace and Chip are ready to take the world by storm – by munching YOUR carpet.

On the newest episode of Cheap Smokes, we learn about the Carpet Munchers, an unstoppable business that is open from 5am to 10pm, 365 days a year.  Find out how wife Candace is able to use her uniquely robust pectoral muscles, along with her uniquely boney husband Chip, to smooth out even the most stubborn lumps in your carpet!

New on swearnet.com – After Heather’s One-Night Stand…

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Aint that the way it goes.  One minute you’re having a hot one-night stand, the next, you’re… visiting the doctor.  On the newest episode of Cheap Smokes, Heather the samsquamptch is nervous that she might have a wee samsquamptch growing inside her!

A few short weeks ago, Heather was hungry for love, got herself a Tinder account, and found herself a man!  But in the heat of passion, she might not have taken the safest route, and now she’s left wondering what to do next!

And to make matters worse, she’s found a very suspicious lump… “down there.”  No question, her sexy man-child of a fucking doctor has his work cut out for him!

Is Heather in mortal danger?  Is Heather Jr. on the way?  Will her doctor survive his encounter with the ravenous samsquamptch?  Tune in and find out!

New on swearnet.com – The Coke… er… Cocktale Hour is Back!

Svetlana and Vivian are answering your sex questionsThe Cocktale Hour is back and Vivian and Svetlana are taking YOUR sex questions!  And who better to answer, than a couple of Eastern-European ex-porn stars?  They’ve seen and done and had-done-to-them everything under the sun!

Vivian also shares some stories about her affinity for wildlife, and Svetlana shares similar stories about her affinity for Vivian’s family.

This latest instalment of Cheap Smokes is brought to you by a couple of dirty Slippery Nipples and excessive amounts of cocaine!