Feeling hungry? You frigging will be after seeing the dirrrty burgers that entered our Park After Dark #fuckaroundburger contest! And the winners are…
Give it up for Nicole Elizabeth Margiotta (top left) and her delicious stack heading right into her hubby’s cheeseburger locker! Top right is @thekuntz69’s greasy gourmet burger – look at that fucking thing, it’s a dirty meat masterpiece!
Bottom left is Shawn Jackson’s superstack, so fucking tall it needs a kitchen knife to keep ‘er together! And bottom right is @Casmetah’s three little dirty burgers, just begging for Gutzilla to put ’em down him. Congratulations fuckers, you all win a year’s subscription to SwearNet.com! But wait, there’s more…
Top left is @thompson_e16’s burger, so stuffed with deliciousness she’s in danger of collapse! Carina Green (top right) has the right idea of serving two fuck around burgers per plate – fucking delicious but there’s room for a few more chicken fingers, Carina!
Robbie MacAloney causes controversy with a potato-chip topped burger – well, why the fuck not? Chicken chips or dill picknel, you can’t go wrong. Lower left is Bradley G. Thomas’ healthy fuck around, with some green shit and tomato fucking thing – fibre is good, but that bacon needs more fucking flames brother, we can hear the oink from here!! You creative fuckers win a month of SwearNet.com!
AND THEN THERE’S THESE…
Congratulations to these fuckers who gave it a good try, but sometimes she goes, sometimes she doesn’t go.
Jeremiah Saint (top left) was obviously fucking high when he read the recipe, ’cause we don’t remember it saying EIGHT POUNDS OF FUCKING CHEESE, JEREMIAH. But you know what, it looks delicious! We’d pound that down us (with a Pepto-Bismol chaser).
@RyeAndMarmalade (top right) sounds like they know a thing about cooking, but they must have been drunk on the liquor as they added EVERY CONDIMENT KNOWN TO MANKIND on their fuck around. We’d still hammer the fuck outta it, though.
Speaking of drunk and high, @ihatecookinganditshows created not a fuck around burger, but a THREE-EYED ALIEN MEAT MONSTER. Inspired to make this hot mess? Ingredients include brioche french toast, flamin’ hot cheetos-encrusted KFC fried chicken, Ben & Jerry’s poppin’ popcorn ice cream, and Jameson whiskey maple syrup & tabasco scorpion butter. Pairs well with Juniper space weed?!
Bottom right is @gilbybets’ creation – we call this the Fuck Around Creme De La Creme, if you nomesayin’… We hope that’s fucking mayo, Gilby!
Finally, Michael Rice (centre) wasn’t fucking around with his recipe: Three 6-ounce beef patties, triple cheese slices, peameal bacon, grilled onions, grilled mushrooms, deep fried jalapeno poppers, deep fried pickles, special sauce, a fried egg and MORE crispy bacon. Trouble is, the cockspangle ate the fucking thing before he took a photo of it! Fuck’s sake Michael!!
For all your efforts, you also win a free month of SwearNet.com!
Randy knocked it outta the park on this week’s Park After Dark, creating the mouth-and-ass-watering April Fools’ Day Fuck Around Burger – and we want to see YOUR attempt! Get in the chicken fingers, pepperoni, onion rings and bacon to create your own delicious burger, upload a photo to your favourite social media fucking thing, and tag it #fuckaroundburger. Vegetarian or vegan? Just substitute some tasty non-meat alternatives and get creative as fuck. We’ll share our favourites next week, and the most scrump-dilly pics will win a free year of SwearNet.com!
This is Randy’s masterpiece. DEEEEfuckingLICIOUS!!!
Is it War or Peace in Sunnyvale? On the latest Park After Dark, Ricky and Randy attempt to make friends after their April Fools’ Day pranks went to shit! Can Randy win Ricky over with the DIRTIEST burger he’s ever made? Also: Forget shit hawks, look out for the Alaskan meat ravens!
Look out for more greasy cheeseburger fun later today! 🍔
Mailbag Alert: The Boys love getting free shit! This week in the Bag, the Boys receive cheeseburger money for Pat – but will he get it? Also: JP gets a love letter in the mail, 7 inches and 4 inches of sweet loving, and a magical night!!
Got something for the Boys?
PO Box 38072 Burnside
Dartmouth NS B3B 1X2
And for fuck’s sake, make sure you label any package containing perishable food items – we don’t want fucking mouldy garbage juice all over the studio floor!
Who the fuck’s hungry?!! We’ve got a real treat for you at SwearNet today – check out the ultimate cheeseburger cookery class with celebrity chef Matty Matheson and Randy! Matty can’t wait to cook rappie pie for the Boys, but Randy has other ideas. So Matty demonstrates how to make the perfect cheeseburger… with super sex sauce!!
Make sure you tune into SwearNet.com on Wednesday, October 10 – top chef Matty Matheson heads to Sunnyvale to cook for the Trailer Park Boys! This week he’s gonna show you how to make the ultimate cheeseburger. Just one problem… his kitchen assistant is RANDY!
If that wasn’t awesome enough, Matty’s new book, ‘Matty Matheson: A Cookbook’ is out today!
Happy fuckin’ Trailer Park Boys Season 12 Borntday!! Before you fuck off and watch the new season in one go on Netflix, tune into today’s Trailer Park Boys Podcast! Bubbles is away with shits so Randy “Bubbandy” has stepped in, and he’s brought some healthy treats… NOT!
The Boys talk about their upcoming April tour, the latest UFO sighting, and whether Randy should attend porn school. Would YOU watch a greasy porno starring the Randinator??
On today’s Trailer Park Boys Podcast, Gutzilla’s in da house – Randy Bobandy joins today’s podcast! He and the Boys phone Burger King and attempt to get free cheeseburgers – by name-dropping celebs! And Ricky has a greasy confession about what he does at Bulk Barn… Is it the most awesomeist business idea he’s ever had? Or is it greasy as fuck?
This episode of the podcash is brought to you by SwearNet.com (the ONLY place where you can watch the video version of the podcash), Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky, Freedom 35 Lager, and TrailerParkBoysMerch.com! The podcast will also be available later TODAY on iTunes, Spotify, and Libsyn!
This week’s episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast comes to us straight from Ricky’s trailer in beautiful Sunnyvale Trailer Park, Nova Scotia!
Things get off to a bit of a fucky start when our camera dicks catch Lahey and fucking Randy fucking around in the trailer. What in the fuck were they up to?!
The Boys show up and get into what remained of the burgers and liquor and chat about a wide range of topics including: String Theory, the record that Ricky’s mom set on this day in history, the hottest of the Golden Girls, and much fucking more.
They also get into a debate about Jacob — is he smarter than a snail?
This week’s episode is brought to you by the dicks at TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!