PRAISE BE!! Ricky Brown’s here to spread festive cheer and bring the Greatest Muthafucking Story Ever Told to nukkas everywhere! Watch now at SwearNet and the TPB/SwearNet app 🙏
Happy fackin’ Holidays from Sunnyvale Trailer Park!
Stop whatever the fack you’re doing – it’s time for our traditional holiday singalong with Santa Bubbs! MERRY FRIGGIN’ XMAS!!! 🎄 🥃 ☃️
Ho ho fackin’ ho, it’s time for the Christmas Park After Dark! It’s the worst Christmas ever for Julian the liquor grinch – he’s run out of booze! Thank fuck Santa Bubbs is here with big bulging sack and a Christmas miracle! Let’s find out what awesome (and fucked) presents the Boys get this year…
Ding dong merrily on HIGH… Don’t forget, the Boys are going LIVE at 1pm EST on Friday, December 17 on the TPB/SwearNet app! Download and subscribe HERE and have yourself a greasy lil’ Christmas! 🎁 🎄 🥃
Lights, tinsel, balogny tits – Ricky, Julian and Bubbles are putting up the Christmas decorations! Just one little problem – they’re high as fuck on pancake gummies…
And tune into a LIVE episode of Park After Dark on December 17, only on the TPB/SwearNet app!
CHANNEL 10 BREAKING NEWS: Here’s the Xmas treat we’ve all been fucking waiting for! As part of a year-long celebration of their 20th anniversary, Ricky, Julian, Bubbles, and Randy are hitting the road this holiday season with their drunk, high, and greasy LIVE Xmas show!
With Bubbles looking to spread some genuine, good-old fashioned holiday cheer, Julian greasily trying to capitalize on the audience’s festive spirit, and Ricky and Randy’s all-out war raging into its third decade, it’s a guaranteed evening of reckless debauchery. Addressing the ongoing global crisis, Julian said, “I know times have been tough, but you should bring some extra money to the show.” Wonder what the fuck Julian will be up to this year?! 💵
And if that wasn’t frigging exciting enough, joining the Boys on tour for the first time is iconic Canadian burnout (and Ricky’s cell mate), Terry from FUBAR!
Wanna grab some tickets? Pre-Sale starts WEDNESDAY, JULY 14 at 10 AM ET at tickets.rickyjulianbubbles.com – don’t fuck this up, tickets are gonna sell FAST so make sure you get there early! Public sale starts at 10am local time on Friday, July 16.
MERRY SHITMAS!!!!! 🎄 🥃 🌿 🍔 🌟
We’ve got a real treat coming for you on Christmas Day! Grab your friends and family, load up the liquor, and watch John Dunsworth’s last performance in Trailer Park Boys: Live at Red Rocks. ONLY available at SwearNet.com and the TPB/SwearNet app – launching soon for iOS and Android!
Was Santa a DICK this Christmas and totally fucked up your wishlist? Head over to trailerparkboysmerch.com for our annual Boxing Day/Week/Whateverthefuckitis Sale and get yourself something dope!
Sale ends January 2!
Holy fuck, she’s a hot one, boys! You loved our Trailer Park Boys DEEECENT hot sauce so much, the experts at Coney Island Saucery have cooked up another batch 🌶️🔥
Head over to coneyislandsaucery.com and use the code XMAS2019 to get 4 bottles for the price of 3!