Tag Archive for Christmas

Christmas is the best time of the year in Sunnyvale. Liquor, dope, ganked gifts and partying with your friends and family! And Julian makes lots of scrilla selling ‘remarketed’ Christmas lights, the greasy bastard.

New on swearnet.com – The Dick Who Stole Christmas

The Trailer Park Boys celebrate Christmas

Ricky is fucked out of his goddamn mind on the Christmas episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcastnow available on SwearNet.com!

Randy joins Bubbles and Julian (and a completely fucked Ricky) on the podcash.  The Boys are not exactly happy to see the assistant trailer park supervisor, but Randy smooths things over by bringing snacks.  The Boys put up some decorations and talk about Christmas traditions, and Ricky’s mushroomed-up brain attempts to explain the origins of Christmas.

They talk about the best gifts they’ve ever received, and Ricky recalls the gift of hash that Ray once gave him.

PLUS: Bubbles takes a deep dive into Ricky’s brain and thought process… learn how one thought somehow leads to another!

This episode of the podcash is brought to you by SwearNet.com (the ONLY place where you can watch the video version of the podcash), Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky, Freedom 35 Lager, and TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

New on swearnet.com – December 18, 2017 State of the Union

Mike Smith gets his hair did on SwearNet State Of The Union

Mike Smith gets his hair did on today’s episode of SwearNet’s State of the Union.

The Boys are ready to embark on their Christmas holidays but before they do, they update us on Pat Roach’s involvement in the Real Fucking Reality Show’s return, and they kinda sorta talk a little bit about their new top-secret project that they aren’t really allowed to talk about.

PLUS: Find out what the Boys have planned for their Christmas break!

New on swearnet.com – Julian’s Christmas Store

It’s December and that means it’s time for the Boys to start thinking about greasy Christmas schemes on the latest episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast!

Julian plans on offering some premium holiday decorations, re-marketed from wealthy neighbourhoods, at his annual Christmas pop-up shop in the park (Ricky contends that rich people don’t need all that extra shit anyway).  What with the success of “Cyborg Monday,” the Boys wonder if they can somehow cash in on Amazon’s success and think up some fucked names for online companies.

Ricky and Bubbles learn about the sexy time when Julian met Dolph Lundgren on the elevator when they chat about fucked movie facts, and Bubbles expresses his extreme distaste for Tom fucking Cruise.

PLUS: Would Bubbles sink or swim on the Shark Tank, and is his idea any better than drinking water from Buffalo sacks?

This episode of the podcash is brought to you by SwearNet.com (the ONLY place where you can watch the video version of the podcash), Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky, Freedom 35 Lager, and TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

New on swearnet.com – Happy Borntday, Santa-Jesus-God!

Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles celebrate Christmas on their podcast

Holy fuck Boys, it’s Christmas-eve-eve, and it’s a festive mood on the latest Trailer Park Boys Podcast!

Bubbles mixes up his patented Liquor-Nogs (complete with a crushed candy cane rim job) and Ricky demonstrates the answer to all of NASA’s problems: The Shitsucker 3000.

Despite Julian being a grumpy bastard with better things to do, the Boys exchange presents and they even open up some curiously sexy gifts from a secret drunk trailer park supervisor Santa!

Ricky shows off some of his hand-made declorations, and encourages you dickhead fans to enter his Gettin’ Declorated with Ricky contest!  Take a pic of your do-it-your-fucking-self orlaments, wreets, or whatever, and if we like it, you’ll win a DECENT prize pack!

Episode 73 is brought to you by the official Trailer Park Boys Merch Store (sure to have some fucking amazing Boxing Day sales in the event that Santa-Jesus-God fucked up and you want something different) and Neat ‘King Bee’ microphones!

Oh – and as a Christmas fucking treat, the audio versions are available today,  on iTunes and Libsyn!

New on swearnet.com – Merry Fucking Christmas


Nothing wrong with a coupla rum and cokes around Christmas time!  Julian is feeling festive, so he decorated the set and he’s taking on some holiday-themed questions on the latest Dear Julian!

Whether it’s dealing with the shit show otherwise known as Christmas time at the mall, budgeting out your liquor money vs your gift money (Trailer Park Boys merchandise is always a GREAT fucking gift), or handling the holidays without family, Julian has you covered!

Remember to tune in again next week when Julian tackles the rest of your holiday problems!