Christmas is the best time of the year in Sunnyvale. Liquor, dope, ganked gifts and partying with your friends and family! And Julian makes lots of scrilla selling ‘remarketed’ Christmas lights, the greasy bastard.
Coming to the A Sunnyvale Christmas show next week? Look out for these awesome, only-fucking-available-at-the-show posters! We’ve also got something else DEEECENT lined up for ya, so don’t forget to visit the merch stand!
Last-minute tickets are on sale at rickyjulianbubbles.com, but hurry ta fuck up, the tour starts in Hamilton, ON on 27 November!
On the festive as fuck Trailer Park Boys Podcast: Ricky ‘not good’ and Santa is right out of ‘er today. Happy Bornt Day Santa-Jesus-God, Rudolf and Frosty?! Merry Fucking Christmas from our family to yours from Sunnyvale Trailer Park!
The Boys are excited as fuck about the tour starting this Sunday, and spill the beans about an Xmas tour! They also chat about the TPB cruise, Amy Anonymous, and the return of a crazy SwearNet show this week! PLUS: Are the Boys gonna get naked for their new show?! Find out here!
Randy joins Bubbles and Julian (and a completely fucked Ricky) on the podcash. The Boys are not exactly happy to see the assistant trailer park supervisor, but Randy smooths things over by bringing snacks. The Boys put up some decorations and talk about Christmas traditions, and Ricky’s mushroomed-up brain attempts to explain the origins of Christmas.
They talk about the best gifts they’ve ever received, and Ricky recalls the gift of hash that Ray once gave him.
PLUS: Bubbles takes a deep dive into Ricky’s brain and thought process… learn how one thought somehow leads to another!
The Boys are ready to embark on their Christmas holidays but before they do, they update us on Pat Roach’s involvement in the Real Fucking Reality Show’s return, and they kinda sorta talk a little bit about their new top-secret project that they aren’t really allowed to talk about.
PLUS: Find out what the Boys have planned for their Christmas break!
The Boys are getting their greasy Christmas schemes ready on the latest episode of the podcash, now available on iTunes and Libsyn!
Following the massive success of this year’s “Cyborg Monday,” Julian thinks the future of his business is online, and the Boys come up with some business names to help them steal away a slice of Amazon’s monopoly.
The Boys read some totally fucked facts about movies and discover who was originally slated to play Forrest Gump (though Ricky thinks that Ron Hanks did a fine job).
PLUS: There’s a bit of an animal theme happening this week with the Boys chatting about eels in arses, cocks on animal, and buffalo nutsacks. It’s a great opportunity to introduce the #TPBPodcast to the animal lover in your life!
Julian plans on offering some premium holiday decorations, re-marketed from wealthy neighbourhoods, at his annual Christmas pop-up shop in the park (Ricky contends that rich people don’t need all that extra shit anyway). What with the success of “Cyborg Monday,” the Boys wonder if they can somehow cash in on Amazon’s success and think up some fucked names for online companies.
Ricky and Bubbles learn about the sexy time when Julian met Dolph Lundgren on the elevator when they chat about fucked movie facts, and Bubbles expresses his extreme distaste for Tom fucking Cruise.
PLUS: Would Bubbles sink or swim on the Shark Tank, and is his idea any better than drinking water from Buffalo sacks?
This episode of the podcash is brought to you by SwearNet.com (the ONLY place where you can watch the video version of the podcash), Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky, Freedom 35 Lager, and TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!
Bubbles mixes up his patented Liquor-Nogs (complete with a crushed candy cane rim job) and Ricky demonstrates the answer to all of NASA’s problems: The Shitsucker 3000.
Despite Julian being a grumpy bastard with better things to do, the Boys exchange presents and they even open up some curiously sexy gifts from a secret drunk trailer park supervisor Santa!
Ricky shows off some of his hand-made declorations, and encourages you dickhead fans to enter his Gettin’ Declorated with Ricky contest! Take a pic of your do-it-your-fucking-self orlaments, wreets, or whatever, and if we like it, you’ll win a DECENT prize pack!