Tag Archive for Christmas

Christmas is the best time of the year in Sunnyvale. Liquor, dope, ganked gifts and partying with your friends and family! And Julian makes lots of scrilla selling ‘remarketed’ Christmas lights, the greasy bastard.

Holiday Questions, Let’s Go!

Get Julian's good advice on Dear Julian at SwearNet.com

Christmas should be about getting drunk and stoned with the people you love, but we all know how fucking stressful the holidays can get!

In the coming weeks, Julian will be mixing himself a Christmastime rum and coke and answering your questions about the holidays – don’t know how to cook a fucking turkey?  Mother-in-law a total bitch?  Spent all your gift money on liquor?

Write your Christmas holiday questions to Dear Julian in the comment section below and let your stress melt away!  Or don’t, he really doesn’t give a fuck.