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Happy Friday, fuckers – the latest Trailer Park Boys Podcast is GREASY as fuck today! The Boys argue the existence of Batman, vaginas and the things we put in them, and whether sucking your own cock is worth it. What the in the fuck are they on??!

If you’re not a SwearNet.com member (and WHY the fuck not?!?!) you can tune into the audio version from Monday on Spotify, iTunes, and all decent podcast apps!

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Ricky figures MC Hammer had a big hammer

This week’s episode of the Trailer Park Boys is all about the size of things, whether it be walrus cocks, bear cocks, moose cocks, MC Hammer’s cock, or the known universe.  And you can listen to the audio version of this shit show absolutely free on iTunes and Libsyn!

Aside from the size of various cocks, the Boys also discuss Ricky’s greasy methods for garbage disposal and oil changes, and they ponder the possibilities of remote-control birth control.

PLUS: What the fuck is a Coney Hatch?

This week’s episode of the podcash is brought to you by TrailerParkBoysMerch.com, now featuring the brand-fucking-new Green Bastard hoodie!

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The Boys discuss the size of MC Hammer's hammer

On episode 97 of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, the Boys are talking about the size of various things — walrus cocks, bear cocks, MC Hammer’s cock, and the measurable universe!

While they are on the topic of the universe, Ricky wonders if Neil Armstrong had any immigration issues when he went to the moon.  Ricky also delves into his dirty fucking methods for oil changes and waste disposal.

PLUS: What would make fried chicken better?  Cocaine, that’s what!

This episode of the podcash is brought to you by the pricks at TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!  Check out the brand-fuckin-new Green Bastard hoodie!

New on swearnet.com: The Mailbag is Back!

Mike Smith trying some dirty hot sauce

The Mailbag might’ve piled up a bit while the Boys were busy filming Season 10, but they’re back in the studio now and they want their free shit!

On today’s edition of the Mailbag, JP receives a gift capable of killing a gator, Robb gets a bottle of Ass Blaster hot sauce (and Mike tries it), and Mike gets a plethora of cock merchandise!

Plus, Big Joe sends some of his DECENT belt buckles all the way from Thailand!  Big Joe has been making some fucking amazing TPB jewelry – check this shit out!

If you want to send cock-related merchandise to Mike Smith, send ‘er here:

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