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TPB Halloween Costume Contest 2021 – THE WINNERS!!
Alright fuckers, here are the results of our BIGGEST EVER Trailer Park Boys Halloween dress-up contest! Thanks to over 500 of you glorious fuckers who entered on SwearBlog, Instagram, Twitter and TikTok. It’s been hard as fuck to pick the winners, but after weeks of wrangling, arguing, getting high and forgetting who we fucking voted for, here is the GRAND PRIZE MEGA PACK WINNER – and bless my fuck, there are TWO!
Congratulations to little mawfks Julian and Ricky, and a 131-proof, straight up fuckin’ wasted Jim Lahey and his shirtless circus sidekick. The Boys couldn’t agree on the best, so before a fuckin’ fight broke out at the SwearNet studio we decided you BOTH win a mega prize pack!
But wait, there’s more! There were also a bunch of runners-up, who all win one-year subscriptions to SwearNet.com, and the bragging rights for-fucking-EVER:
Congratulations to Randy and his bluejay burger, the Shed ‘n’ Breakfast houseparty, Bubbles impersonator (our first ever video winner), Green Bastard, Medieval Trailer Park Boys, Bubbles, Mustard Tiger, Ricky, TPB three-fer (plus a cute Conky!) and Julian! We’ll be in touch soon, fuckers!
Check out the gallery below for the winning photo entries, and @buzzedandblazed on TikTok for the winning video!
TPB Halloween Costume Contest 2021 is LIVE!!!
Alright fuckers, it’s the weekend you’ve all been waiting for – HALLOWEEN! And this year’s TPB costume contest is BIGGER THAN FUCKIN’ EVER!! Submit your TPB costume photo HERE, or tag your photo or video #TPBhalloween on Instagram, Twitter, or TikTok. And this year’s prize is bigger than ever, with a big dirty prize pack including items signed by the Boys!
Get all the greasy details on our contest page. Entry closes Wed, 3 Nov at 11:59pm EST, so get ta fuck on with it!
Win a Free Year of SwearNet on Free Shit Friday!
Alright fuckers, wanna win a free year of SwearNet? Tell us your favourite episode of Trailer Park Boys – and why it’s the best!
Maybe ‘Closer To The Heart’ is closer to your heart ’cause you’re a big RUSH fan, or the greasy ‘Bible Pimp’ made you laugh your ass off. Did ‘Money Can Suck My Cock’ get your bird doin’ *that*? Did ‘Conky’ float your boat or should he fuck off back to the swamp? Do you love watching ‘High Definition Piss Jugs’ on your high definition TV?! We don’t fuckin’ know, so tell us!
There isn’t a right answer of course (they’re all awesome) – but ALL entries will be placed in the Sunnyvale Contest Piss Jug for a draw. We’ll announce three lucky winners next week!
Randy’s Fuck Around Burger Contest – The Winners!
Feeling hungry? You frigging will be after seeing the dirrrty burgers that entered our Park After Dark #fuckaroundburger contest! And the winners are…
Give it up for Nicole Elizabeth Margiotta (top left) and her delicious stack heading right into her hubby’s cheeseburger locker! Top right is @thekuntz69’s greasy gourmet burger – look at that fucking thing, it’s a dirty meat masterpiece!
Bottom left is Shawn Jackson’s superstack, so fucking tall it needs a kitchen knife to keep ‘er together! And bottom right is @Casmetah’s three little dirty burgers, just begging for Gutzilla to put ’em down him. Congratulations fuckers, you all win a year’s subscription to SwearNet.com! But wait, there’s more…
Top left is @thompson_e16’s burger, so stuffed with deliciousness she’s in danger of collapse! Carina Green (top right) has the right idea of serving two fuck around burgers per plate – fucking delicious but there’s room for a few more chicken fingers, Carina!
Robbie MacAloney causes controversy with a potato-chip topped burger – well, why the fuck not? Chicken chips or dill picknel, you can’t go wrong. Lower left is Bradley G. Thomas’ healthy fuck around, with some green shit and tomato fucking thing – fibre is good, but that bacon needs more fucking flames brother, we can hear the oink from here!! You creative fuckers win a month of SwearNet.com!
AND THEN THERE’S THESE…
Congratulations to these fuckers who gave it a good try, but sometimes she goes, sometimes she doesn’t go.
Jeremiah Saint (top left) was obviously fucking high when he read the recipe, ’cause we don’t remember it saying EIGHT POUNDS OF FUCKING CHEESE, JEREMIAH. But you know what, it looks delicious! We’d pound that down us (with a Pepto-Bismol chaser).
@RyeAndMarmalade (top right) sounds like they know a thing about cooking, but they must have been drunk on the liquor as they added EVERY CONDIMENT KNOWN TO MANKIND on their fuck around. We’d still hammer the fuck outta it, though.
Speaking of drunk and high, @ihatecookinganditshows created not a fuck around burger, but a THREE-EYED ALIEN MEAT MONSTER. Inspired to make this hot mess? Ingredients include brioche french toast, flamin’ hot cheetos-encrusted KFC fried chicken, Ben & Jerry’s poppin’ popcorn ice cream, and Jameson whiskey maple syrup & tabasco scorpion butter. Pairs well with Juniper space weed?!
Bottom right is @gilbybets’ creation – we call this the Fuck Around Creme De La Creme, if you nomesayin’… We hope that’s fucking mayo, Gilby!
Finally, Michael Rice (centre) wasn’t fucking around with his recipe: Three 6-ounce beef patties, triple cheese slices, peameal bacon, grilled onions, grilled mushrooms, deep fried jalapeno poppers, deep fried pickles, special sauce, a fried egg and MORE crispy bacon. Trouble is, the cockspangle ate the fucking thing before he took a photo of it! Fuck’s sake Michael!!
For all your efforts, you also win a free month of SwearNet.com!
Win a Year of SwearNet – Caption This!
Wanna win a free year of SwearNet? Of course ya do! Just tell us what Julian is saying, or Ricky is thinking, or Terry is dreaming of, or whatever the fuck you think is going on in this photo, and post your caption in the comments below. We’re giving away three subscriptions, so triple your chances of winning by entering on our Trailer Park Boys Facebook and Instagram accounts – it’s not cheating if we don’t give a fuck! We’ll announce the winners on Tuesday, March 30, so get your entries in before then!
Already have a SwearNet subscription? We’ll just add your free year on to your existing membership. It doesn’t matter if you watch SwearNet on the web or on the TPB/SwearNet app – one subscription covers it all. DECENT!
SwearNet Free Shit Friday!
Alright fuckers, who wants to win a free year of SwearNet.com?! It’s basically peach and cake – answer this week’s question in the comments section below (can’t see it ’cause you’re on the SwearBlog home page? CLICK HERE!) and and we’ll drop your name in the Sunnyvale Prize Draw Piss Jug.
One SwearBlog reader (could it be YOU?!?!) will win a year’s subscription to SwearNet.com – that will save ya one twenny! Already have a subscription? Easy as fuck, you get a year added on to your current sub. Well, fuck me!
Trailer Park Boys Halloween Costume Contest 2019
Break out your houndstooth shirts and rum glasses – the annual Trailer Park Boys Halloween costume contest is fuckin’ ON! Dress up as a character from your favourite trailer park, upload the photo to our contest page, and you could be in with a chance of winning a decent Trailer Park Boys prize pack full of goodies from our buds at the TPB merch store, plus a few greasy lil’ extras! Winners and runners-up will also get a one-year subscription to SwearNet.com!
Entry closes 00:00 am on Thursday, November 7!
Fan Art Friday: Contest Winner Announced.
So SwearNet nation we are bringing back Fan Art Fridays. Just had mini giveaway this past weekend. The prize was a framed and signed piece of art from an episode of Getting Learnt With Ricky! Keep posting to Facebook, Twitter and Instagram! #TPBfanart Read more →
Caption this and win a free month of SwearNet!
Contest time, fuckers!! Caption this shot from the awesome Targa Newfoundland documentary, now airing at SwearNet.com. What the fuck is Robb saying to JP? Or JP saying to Robb? We don’t fucking know, that’s why we’re asking you!!
The winner gets a FREE MONTH of SwearNet access (if you’re already a member we’ll add it on to your subscription!) Post your caption in the comments section, and we’ll announce the winner when we can be fucked. Good luck, turtle jerkers!