It’s that time of year again! Sweet empowered chicken dates, Dirty Dancing on the TV and (hopefully) banging behind the muffler shop! To celebrate Valentine’s Day 2018, we want you to make your own Trailer Park Boys Valentine’s Day memes, and share them on social media using the hashtag #TPBlove.
We’ll give away one of our brand new TPB rolling trays to our favourite meme maker!
Here’s some inspiration from fan-made memes from past Valentine’s Day contests!
Cheers to Jimmie from Worst Case Ontario for winning our #TPBFreedom35 contest for Canada’s 150th Borntday! Nothing quite says Sunnyvale like driving a beer can up a chicken’s arse. And is it just us, or is that bird flipping us the bird?!
We had some DECENT runners-up too!
Erika from Nova Scotia rocked the Ricky look while enjoying an ice-cold Freedom 35 lager by the lake.
Kody from Ontario went full Bobandy in this pic, driving a burger and a Freedom 35 into his cheeseburger locker!
Natalia from New Brunswick brought a Freedom 35 with her while she watched a fighter jet fly over Parliament Hill in Ottawa!
Thanks to everyone who entered the contest — it was a hard fucking decision and the competition was stiff! We think you all deserve an ice-cold can of Freedom 35 lager for your efforts. It’s available in most parts of Canada; check your local liquor store to see if they have it. If they don’t, then demand they bring the DECENT lager in!
Holy fuck, on July 1st, it’ll be 150 years since Canada was bornt!
To celebrate, we’re going to give away some DECENT prizes to whoever takes the best picture of a can of Freedom 35 as they celebrate Canada Day! The grand prize includes an autographed Freedom 35 hockey jersey – peak fuckin’ Canada!
Whether you’re celebrating Canada 150 while grilling in your backyard, canoeing in the wilderness, hanging out on the beach, whatever the fuck, we want to see a pic of it! Include a can of Freedom 35 lager in the photo and enter it here on the official contest page!
The “Help Us Decorate Sunnyvale” contest has come to an end, and the Boys are picking their favourites on the latest episode of Mailbag!
A few episodes ago, a slightly buzzed Mike Smith suddenly came up with the fucking idea of holding a contest whereby you dicks send shit into the Mailbag and the Boys would would pick their favourite 10 items and use them to decorate the set of Trailer Park Boys Season 12.
The Boys didn’t expect such an overwhelming fucking response. They got a fuckload of DECENT shit! So much, they had to do an extra-long episode and they even needed a bit of help from Sarah Dunsworth!
Cocks, swords, bubbles, dandelion crayons, oh my!
There was so much amazing shit that the Boys decided they will use EVERYTHING to help decorate the set of Season 12, except for anything that has copyrighted material on it (sorry Rudi). They did pick their 10 favourites though, and the senders of those cocksuckers will receive a free year of SwearNet!
Ya know that perfect level of being stoned? Ricky achieved it on Friday as the Boys celebrated the launch of Season 11 on Netflix! The Boys are so excited about the new season, they’re giving away some authentic shit from Sunnyvale! Check out the contest page to learn how you could win a jar of Bubbles Pizza Sauce, a “Ricky’s Ball Hockey Camp” poster, and a rum glass straight from Julian’s cupboard!
PLUS: The Boys have a fucked-up conversation about Mr. Hockey, Mr. Sub, Mr. Lube, and a few other misters. For fuck sakes, leave Gordie Howe out of this, Boys!
Episode 86: “Perfectly Contentedly High” is now available for free in audio form on iTunes and Libsyn. This episode of the TPB Podcast is brought to you by the merch dicks at TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!
On this week’s episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, the Boys are fuckin’ excited and contentedly high for the release of Season 11!
Though Ricky’s worried that the camera dicks might’ve made him look like an idiot again, the Boys have been eagerly anticipating the March 31st release date on Netflix. So much, that they are giving away some of THEIR shit from Sunnyvale! Check out the official contest page to find out how you can win a jar of Bubbles Pizza Sauce, a “Ricky’s Ball Hockey Camp” poster, and a LEGIT Julian rum glass!
Since this is such a DECENT day in the Boys’ calendar, they decided to find out what other DECENT things happened on this day, and they discuss the construction of the Eiffel Tower (which Ricky disputes), Wrestlemania, and the rise to power of a certain dickhead with a moustache.
They also get into a totally fucked conversation about Mr. Hockey, Mr. Sub, Mr. Lube, Mr. Clean, and a few other fucked up misters.
This episode of the podcash is brought to you by the merch dicks at TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!
Oh yeah, after you finish watching this podcast, TURN ON NETFLIX AND WATCH THE FUCK OUT OF SEASON 11!
On March 31st, the whole fuckin’ world will feel the NEED FOR WEED as Trailer Park Boys Season 11 hits Netflix!
We want to see how YOU cocksuckers are celebrating the new season! Whether you’re with your dickhead friends, or on your own with nine cans of ravioli, we want pictures of your Need for Weed #TPB11 Viewing Party and we’ll be giving out prizes for our favourites!
Three runners-up will get some DECENT swag from TrailerParkBoysMerch.com, but the grand prize winner will get something money can’t buy – real-deal shit from the set of Trailer Park Boys Season 11!
You’ll get an authentic “Ricky’s Ball Hockey” poster, a jar of Bubbles’ “Scrumpdilly Organico Pizza Sauce” (this is just a prop, for fuck sakes, it’ll probably make you sick as fuck, don’t eat the shit), and we even stole one of Julian’s sexy rum glasses from the dirty dancer himself! We’ll also throw in an autographed 8×10 photo of the Boys.
Click here to go to the contest page for rules, details, and for to upload your fucking photo!
Celebrate the patron saint of PARTS UNKNOWN by dressing up like the Green Bastard this March 17th, or as we like to call it, St. Green Bastard’s Day!
Submit a photo of your Green Bastard outfit (head-to-toe full-bastard or even just a mask or GB t-shirt), and you’ll be entered into a random draw to win a Liquormen’s t-shirt. Because you KNOW that Liquormen’s is the official whisky of St. Green Bastard’s Day!
Click here to enter the contest!
Sunnyvale can be a sexy goddamn place to live, and it’s time you shared that sexiness with your special someone!
Stop wasting your fucking money on Valentine’s Day cards and make your own e-Valentine using TrailerParkBoys.com’s greasy new meme generator!
- Click here to go to the meme generator.
- Choose from the four Valentine’s Day pictures on the left — a sultry bow-tied Randers, Red Light District Bubbles, Sexian, or one of the longest-lasting couples in Sunnyvale, Randy and Mr. Lahey!
- Slap your personalized greasy message of romance on the cocksucker. You can move the text left, right, up, and down.
- Once you’ve finished your Valentine and the mawfk is looking perfect, share the whore on social media using the hashtag #TPBvalentine so we can find the prick.
The Boys and the dicks at SwearNet will pick our favourite #TPBvalentine and the winner will receive a flask gift set showcasing the purest love there is – the love between a man and his cheeseburger!
Fuck off, you got work to do! The contest ends at midnight EST on Wednesday, February 15th!
Holy FUCK it’s colder than a witch’s tit in Sunnyvale these days!
Lahey is on the booze just for the “liquor jacket” effect, and Ricky is hot-boxing Bubbles’ shed mainly to keep warm!
We are running a contest to find out how YOU stay #SunnyvaleWarm! Comment on our social media posts using the hashtag #SunnyvaleWarm, or you can also put your whore of an answer in the comment section below. The contest runs til Sunday, January 15th at midnight EST!
The dicks at SwearNet will pick our favourite post and mail out a DECENT Sunnyvale Bobble Hat and a Trailer Park Boys scarf! If you’re worried you won’t win, or you’re too fucking lazy to come up with something funny, these two cocksuckers are on sale this weekend at our merch store so you can just buy the pricks yourself!
Stay warm, dicks!