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We want YOUR #TPB2017 Predictions!

Trailer Park Boys New Years Predictions 2017

Happy fucking New Year, dickheads!

With the whore of a year of 2016 behind us, we are now rolling a six-paper joint and looking forward to 2017.  Season 11 will be unleashed in all of its greasy glory on Netflix (date to-be-fucking-announced), and Canadians coast-to-coast will be able to put their dirty lips on a can of Freedom 35, the best shitty beer ever made!

But what’s in store for the residents of Sunnyvale in 2017?  Will Bubbles meet a GREASY lady and take her back to his shed?  Will Randy switch to vegan burgers?  Will Jacob and Trinity get bornt a new gramson or gramdaughter for Ricky?  Will Lahey maintain a 10/10 drunk the entire year?

We want YOUR predictions for the people of Sunnyvale in 2017!

Use the hashtag #TPB2017 on Instagram or Twitter, or leave a comment on Facebook, and the dicks at SwearNet will pick their three favourite predictions and send out some fucking prizes!

It’s cold as fuck in Sunnyvale right now so we figure each winner should get a TPB beanie to keep their heads warm, and a TPB lighter leash to keep their joints warm!

Hurry the fuck up, you have until Monday, January 9th at midnight to submit your predictions!

 

New on swearnet.com – Happy Borntday, Santa-Jesus-God!

Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles celebrate Christmas on their podcast

Holy fuck Boys, it’s Christmas-eve-eve, and it’s a festive mood on the latest Trailer Park Boys Podcast!

Bubbles mixes up his patented Liquor-Nogs (complete with a crushed candy cane rim job) and Ricky demonstrates the answer to all of NASA’s problems: The Shitsucker 3000.

Despite Julian being a grumpy bastard with better things to do, the Boys exchange presents and they even open up some curiously sexy gifts from a secret drunk trailer park supervisor Santa!

Ricky shows off some of his hand-made declorations, and encourages you dickhead fans to enter his Gettin’ Declorated with Ricky contest!  Take a pic of your do-it-your-fucking-self orlaments, wreets, or whatever, and if we like it, you’ll win a DECENT prize pack!

Episode 73 is brought to you by the official Trailer Park Boys Merch Store (sure to have some fucking amazing Boxing Day sales in the event that Santa-Jesus-God fucked up and you want something different) and Neat ‘King Bee’ microphones!

Oh – and as a Christmas fucking treat, the audio versions are available today,  on iTunes and Libsyn!

CONTEST: Gettin’ Declorated with Ricky!

It’s that time of year again – everyone’s going fucking crazy, spending money on all kinds of bullshit.  Luckily, Ricky put together an upcoming episode of Gettin’ Learnt with Ricky to help inspire you to save money with some great DIFY (do it your fucking self) decorating options!

The dicks at SwearNet want to see YOUR greasy Sunnyvale-style orlaments, wreets, gingy-bread houses, or whatever the fuck declorations you feel like making.  Take a pic and upload it here!  You can also tag it on Instagram with the hashcoin, er, hashtag #TPBxmas.

Enter for your chance to win a DECENT prize pack!  Click here for contest details!

Out of the Park: We Have a Winner!

Pine Beetle Jack, you are one crazy fucker!

Jack, aka Kyle deMontmorency of Utah, is the winner of our Out of the Park: Your Town contest, where we asked you fuckers to imagine you worked for SwearNet and you were planning a few tasks for Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles to do in your town.

In judging these cocksucking videos, the SwearNet team was looking for submissions that showed the right amounts of effort, creativity, and fuckedness.  Pine Beetle Jack delivered!

“While I was filming the contest video, I would dress up as my character Pine Beetle Jack, and go around town,” says Kyle.  “Everyone would give me the weirdest looks that say ‘is this guy fucking for real’, or ‘what’s this mulleted fuck-stick doing on my side of town’. The people would see me riding the little threewheeler with its trailer, and laugh their asses off.”

And he certainly put some fucking effort into this video.  We asked him if he actually snorted that nasty pine sap.  He said he found an easier alternative, but holy fuck, it was no cake walk.

“I came to the conclusion that snorting Pixy Stix, aka the candy shit that is sugar crack for a five year old, would be the best possible option. Needless to say, I live in Utah, so along with all other good things in life we are unable to get here (weed, alcohol on Sundays etc.), I couldn’t find that damn sugar cocaine! I ultimately decided to settle for crushed up Sweet Tarts, mixed with Red Bull to ease the snorting process. You can see for yourself how well that worked out.”

He has a final bit of advice – don’t do this fucking shit at home.

“Climbing up pine trees is dangerous; never over-estimate the strength of pine trees limbs,” he warns.  “Grabbing on that dicked-up tree branch to pull myself up higher resulted in it breaking, which sent me falling straight to my red neck ass. That was never intentional.”

Kyle will be the proud new owner of a DECENT haul of Trailer Park Boys swag, including some of the newest shit to hit our official merch site!  He’ll also pick up a free subscription to SwearNet.com – TPB’s fucked online comedy network.

Thanks to everyone who entered, you fuckers rule!  Now go watch Out of the Park: Europe again!

Now on iTunes and Libsyn: The Boys are Making a Fucking Beer!

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The Boys are making a beer and they need your fucking help!

On the latest edition of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, the Boys announced that they’re working on releasing a nice, poundable lager in the very near future!  The first step: designing a can that will kick the arses of all the other cans on the shelf!

CLICK HERE TO VOTE FOR YOUR FAVOURITE LABEL!

There’s only one problem: Ricky’s fucking pissed because he didn’t know about the beer deal, and he’s bound and determined to create a label himself.

You can watch the video version on SwearNet.com, or if you’re a cheap fucker, you can listen to the audio version for free on iTunes and Libsyn!

Episode 63 is brought to you by the Official Trailer Park Boys Store, and Neat ‘King Bee’ microphones!

The Greasiest Photo of Them All

The winner of the Greasy outdoors contest!

It’s been a greasy month but it’s over – after three weeks of photo submissions and one week of voting, The Greasy Outdoors contest has a winner!

The winning photo was sent by Tina T (pictured above, Dumpster Tanner) and her greasy “Usual Suspects“: John “Johnny Bags” (Dumpster Diver); Chase (Dumpster King); Wade (Dumpster Feaster), and photographer Jeff.

For Tina, using a dumpster wasn’t just a greasy idea for a photo contest, it was a throw back to a few fucked up memories from her childhood.

“My mom was the Dumpster Queen,” recalls Tina.  “She’s Mexican-Irish, so she thinks finding a good dumpster haul is thrifty and smart, not trash diving. If my mom gives you something and doesn’t tell you where she got it… it was from the dumpster. She’ll say that she ‘found it’, but we all know.”

Tina’s mom provided some fucking fantastic inspiration because the dumpster photo crushed the competition — nearly 400 other photos were vying to be the greasiest of them all.  But it didn’t come without challenges.

“I scouted all of Burbank, CA to find an open dumpster where no one would bug us,” says Tina.  “Did you know most people lock their fucking trash AND they have mall dicks guarding it?  Luckily, I found a sweet spot and the security guard came over just as we were cleaning up. We got the fuck out of there before he got to us!”

Tina is taking home a DECENT prize pack of SwearNet swag, and she already has plans to celebrate.

“You know I’m gonna have a SwearNet/TPB party for my Usual Suspects,” says Tina.  “I’ll cook for them in my Dirty Burger apron (and nothing else), change into my Green Bastard shirt for the party and wear the fuck out of the SwearNet hat–and I don’t usually wear hats over this big curly hair, but that fucker is awesome!”

She’ll also get a free one-year subscription to SwearNet, and she’s pretty fuckin’ excited about that, too.

“I love so many SwearNet shows! Not kissing ass here, how would that help me now? The Trailer Park Boys Podcast is the best around. Period. And I’m a podcast whore, so I know. Also, I’m cuckoo-bananas for The Jim Lahey Show with Randy, Gettin’ Learnt and Guitar Lessons with Bubbles. The OWC guys are a fucking delight, as well.”

Congrats to Tina, you fucking earned it!  And many thanks to the many fuckers who sent in their fucking photos.  Fuckin’ DECENT!

The GREASY Outdoors – VOTING BEGINS!

Greasy photo contest

Time flies when you’re being greasy!  After three weeks of some seriously fucked photos, it’s now time to vote for the GREASIEST!

You have one week to drum up support for your greasy photo!  Tell your friends, family, and social media strangers to vote for your photo — use the hashtag #TheGreasyOutdoors so people know what the fuck you’re talking about!

Send them to The Greasy Outdoors page to vote (http://blog.swearnet.com/the-greasy-outdoors).  You can vote ONCE per day — NO VOTE RIGGING.  If we suspect you’re doing something fucky, we’ll tell you to make like a tree and FUCK OFF (by that, we mean, you’ll be disqualified).

You have ONE WEEK – rally your troops and get your photo voted to the top!

Remember what you’re fighting for:

First place: SwearNet Summer Prize Pack

Three runners-up: One-year subscription to SwearNet.com

 

Prize pack for the photo contest.

Fuck off, you got work to do!

 

TPB T-Shirt Design Contest – The Winner!

The Mustard Tiger is the winner of our t-shirt contest!The (Mustard) Tiger has roared! Trailer Park Boys fans have voted this design as the winner of the TPB t-shirt design contest, with a massive 43% of the votes! We’ll let ya know when the t-shirt is available to buy at the Trailer Park Boys official merch store!

And let’s get a  BAAAAAAAMM for our draw winner, Dominic Maxwell, who wins a TPB t-shirt, stickers and a one-year subscription to swearnet.com!

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SwearNet’s Greasy Little Summer Photo Contest

Greasy Outdoors photo contest at SwearNet

Put down your Pokefuck Go app and go spend some REAL time outside!  Whether it’s a liquor picnic at the beach, extreme dirty burger BBQing, or a piss jug road trip, we want to see photos of how you enjoy the GREASY outdoors.

Our photo contest starts today – and you have three weeks to upload your photo.  After that, tell your arsehole friends that they have one week to vote for your picture.  The person with the most votes will win a DECENT prize pack, plus a one-year subscription to SwearNet!  Runners-up will also receive SwearNet subs.

You can read the full cocksucking contest details and enter by clicking here.

 

Win Trailer Park Boys swag

Win a RARE SwearNet cap, Dirty Burger apron, a beer coozie, a Green Bastard t-shirt, and a DECENT signed picture from the Boys. Plus – one free fucking year of SwearNet!

Summertime, and the living is GREASY!