Poor Bubbles is feeling pretty fucked thanks to the ‘rona! Once he wakes up, the Boys discuss a green idea for a new business, how to arrest a killer sheep, and a totally fucked taste test. Also: Ricky reads his beautiful new poem, ‘The Wind Is A Cunt’!
Tag Archive for Coronavirus
Coronavirus – fucking everything up since 2020! Don’t worry, the Boys have got yer belly and are on a mission to bring you laughs throughout the pandemic!
Trailer Park Boys Public Service Announcement
Ricky, Julian and Bubbles are getting the jab tomorrow! Tell COVID-19 to FRIG OFF!!!
(Sorry Ricky, you’re not gonna get superpowers)
Trailer Park Boys Face Masks
As stated on today’s Park After Dark, Julian is not hustling awesome Trailer Park Boys face masks at trailerparkboysmerch.com, but if he were, they’d probably look like these decent things!
CLICK HERE to grab yours, before we sell out of those face masks Julian is definitely NOT fucking selling! Julian? Who’s Julian?!
New at SwearNet.com – Let The Liquor Do The Thinking
On the latest Park After Dark: Canada Day drinking is over, July 4th drinking fuckin’ starts at midnight! Before Bubbles drives a celebratory dirty donair into him, the Boys discuss drunk cavemen, fart jars, and the Covidiot of the week. Also: What goes up better get cumming down!
New at SwearNet.com – It’s Not Rocket Appliances
The world’s a bit fucked right now, but the Boys are here to bring the laughs! Today’s Park After Dark topics include the Joe Exotic cockaround, how Ricky can get more self-smarted, and the SpaceX rocket launch. Plus: Why does Julian want to hang off a tall building to get a selfie?
5/20 on 4/20 – TODAY!
Join us on the official Trailer Park Boys Facebook page TODAY 4:20pm Atlantic Time* to smoke a joint in honour of our essential frontline workers!
*that’s 3:20pm ET, 2:20pm CT, 1:20pm MT, 12:20pm PT, 8:20pm GMT, 9:20pm CET!
4/20 on 5/20 – LIVE with the Trailer Park Boys!
5/20 is the new 4/20! On May 20 at 4:20pm Atlantic Time* (that’s 3:20pm ET, 2:20pm CT, 12:20pm PT, 8:20pm GMT, 9:20pm CET!) join Ricky, Julian and Bubbles LIVE in Sunnyvale at the official Trailer Park Boys Facebook page to smoke a joint with them, in honour of our essential frontline workers.
Mark the date in your calendars and get fuckin’ rolling!
*that’s 3:20pm ET, 2:20pm CT, 1:20pm MT, 12:20pm PT, 8:20pm GMT, 9:20pm CET!
New at SwearNet.com – Bubbles and the Piss Mattress
Forget donairs, corndogs and dirty old steak, the Boys are living on a lockdown diet of deep-fried beetles, clover and vintage soda! Bubbles considers the pros and cons of buying a $400,000 banging mattress, and Ricky wonders about cannibalism and having a spider as a friend. The Boys also raise a toast to TPB crew legend Shaun Clarke!
Calling All Real Life Heroes!
Calling all real life heroes… SwearNet.com needs YOU! If you work in the following vital services, we’d like to interview you for a new SwearNet segment:
- Healthcare workers
- Police / fire fighters
- Delivery drivers
- Food bank volunteers
- Cab drivers
- Grocery store staff
- Pharmacy staff
- Any other worker deemed ‘essential’ and hard at work right now!
Drop us a line at [email protected] with a brief description of your job, for a chance to appear on the show!
New at SwearNet.com – News and Swear Bacon
From around the world to your fucking living room, this is SwearNet News – and look at those dope graphics! Mike has resident Bacon Cooking Fuckpig, Pat Roach, on the line. Just how liquored up is he today? And where in the FUCK is Swearman?!