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Cory is the second dumbest fuck giraffe in the dumb-dumb salad after Trevor, who managed to get himself lost in New York. Hands down, boys!

Join the Trailer Park Boys Cruise in March 2019!!

Tell winter to FUCK OFF next March! Bubbles, Ricky, and Julian are hitting the high seas with some very special friends for a 4-day cruise to a private island in the Bahamas – and YOU’RE INVITED!! We’re parking the Shitmobile in Tampa, Florida and hitching a ride on the beautiful Norwegian Pearl from March 6-10, 2019, setting sail to crystally-clear Great Stirrup Cay, Bahamas.

We’ll also be bringing along RANDY, CORY & JACOB, TOM GREEN, BIF NAKED, DOUG BENSON, BUBBLES & THE SHITROCKERS, and more awesome guests to be announced!

Your new FLOATING PARTY PALACE, The Norwegian Pearl, awaits you with all the amenities and accommodations you need for smooth, drunk sailing. With a piss-free pool and hot tubs to chill in, multiple bars and lounges, a Julian-approved ‘Moneyvale’ casino, luxurious richey-type spa services, an ENDLESS supply of the best food you could ever fuckin’ eat… and MORE!!

CLICK HERE to register for the pre-sale, get priority booking, learn about flexible payment plans, and check out all the awesome shit we’ll be doing onboard!

Now on iTunes and Spotify – Million-Pound Cumulus Cloud

Ricky tells a joke to Bubbles and Ricky

The Boys are mentally preparing for a nuclear missile to strike Sunnyvale on the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available on iTunes, Spotify, and Libsyn!

The big missile fuck up in Hawaii has left the Boys pondering how they would react if a similar notification was sent to the residents of Sunnyvale.  Ricky describes the contents of his “nuclear kit”, Bubbles hatches a dreamlike (but slightly fucked) scenario with his kitties, and Julian figures he’ll take one last trip down to the Aristocrat.

ALSO: Bubbles picks his Kitty of the Week, and Ricky tells some jokes!

This episode of the podcash is brought to you by SwearNet.com (the ONLY place where you can watch the video version of the podcash), Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky, Freedom 35 Lager, and TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

New on swearnet.com – Million-Pound Cumulus Cloud

Ricky tells a joke to Bubbles and Ricky

Spooked by the Hawaiian missile fuck-around, the Boys are trying to figure out how they’d spend the last 15 minutes of their lives on the latest episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast.

For starters, Ricky describes his “nuclear kit”, which would be full of all kinds of things that would fuck him up.  Bubbles talks about his plans for his kitties, and Julian would like to do a thing or two with a stripper, before the missile strikes.

Ricky shares some fun facts about cumulus clouds and Chinese concrete, Julian has a business plan that involves sending Cory and Jacob to Dubai, and Bubbles quizzes Ricky about nursery rhymes.

PLUS: Bubbles chooses his Kitty of the Week!

This episode of the podcash is brought to you by SwearNet.com (the ONLY place where you can watch the video version of the podcash), Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky, Freedom 35 Lager, and TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

ICYMI: LIVE Instagram Day from Sunnyvale, Season 12!

The camera dicks have packed up their equipment and have bid farewell to the residents of Sunnyvale for another year!

Before they left, SwearNet’s social media pricks snuck onto the set of Trailer Park Boys Season 12 to snap some pictures and steal snacks from the catering table.  They put the photos together for a live Instagram and Twitter day straight from Sunnyvale.

We realize some of our fans have the technological skills of Sam the Caveman, and some of you simply don’t give a fuck about Instagram, so here’s a round-up of the photos that we shared on our #TPB12 Live Instagram Day!

 

Good fuckin’ morning from Sunnyvale Trailer Park! #trailerparkboys #TPB12 #greasy

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Inside Bubbles’ shed. She’s a fuckin’ BEAST! #trailerparkboys #TPB12 #Bubbles

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Bubs is figuring out some important shit right now. #trailerparkboys #TPB12

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Kitty Kats and 10 Acres of Country. DECENT! #TPB12 #Bubbles #kitties

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Friendly Sunnyvale locals #TPB12 #trailerparkboys

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Has Ricky got a new career as a Sears catalogue model? #TPB12 #trailerparkboys #Ricky

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Ricky’s library #trailerparkboys #TPB12 #Ricky

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Hanging with the squad #TPB12 #trailerparkboys #Ricky

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Down at the Legion! #TPB12 #trailerparkboys #LiquorandWhores

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Two seconds of rum, one second of mix, coupla ice cubes. #TPB12 #trailerparkboys #Sexian

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Look who the fuck just turned up at the park… #TPB12 #trailerparkboys

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Cory, what in the actual flying fuck are you doing?? #TPB12 #trailerparkboys

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The shit goggles. #TPB12 #trailerparkboys

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Ricky’s been stocking up so that Baby Mo will not grow up in a world without dandelion! #TPB12 #trailerparkboys #tpbpodcast

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New on swearnet.com – Sunnyvale Celebrates Canada’s Borntday

The Boys had a fuckload of Canada Day liquor ready to go for Canada’s 150th borntday, so they figured they might as well combine the occasion with their 100th podcash and really get ‘er goin!

On today’s episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, the Boys are celebrating right in the middle of Sunnyvale and they’re rolling out the red carpet for Trinity, Sarah, Jacob, and Cory.  They even invite some of the website and camera dicks in front of the camera!

This epic episode of the podcash is brought to you TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

QUESTIONS NEEDED – #TPB12 Ask Me Fucking Anything

Ask these dicks fucking anything!The camera dicks are back in Sunnyvale and the pricks at SwearNet want to have some “Ask Me Fucking Anythings” with the idiot residents of the park.

If you have questions for any of the people in the picture above, write them in the comment section and we’ll be sure to bother the fuck out of them and try to capture it on camera!

Now on iTunes and Libsyn: Cory Joins the Podcast

Cory is playing Family Feud with the Boys

Maybe it’s not fair to include Cory in an intellectual competition, but that is just what the Boys did on the latest Trailer Park Boys Podcast.  

Get your free download from iTunes or Libsyn, and listen to Cory take on the Boys in a new edition of Sunnyvale Family Feud!  The Boys also discuss the Olympics, the Clintons, and the DECENT beard competition between Bubbles and Cory.

Episode 55 is brought to you by the Official Trailer Park Boys Store, and Neat ‘King Bee’ microphones!

New on swearnet.com – Oh Fuck It’s Cory

Cory is joining the Boys

Sometimes the Boys invite Hollywood directors, famous comedians, or DECENT musicians to join the podcast.

This week, it’s… it’s fucking Cory.

Taking a break from his beard-growing competition with Bubbles, Cory sits down to chat about the Olympics, the dangers of dating a weight lifter, and dude calendars.

The Boys take another crack at Sunnyvale Family Feud, and we get a full-on fucking battle of the brains between Ricky, Cory, and Julian.

Plus they delve into politics, in a very greasy way… if you had to bang Hillary or Bill Clinton, who would you choose, and why?

This week’s podcast is brought to you by the Official Trailer Park Boys Store, and Neat ‘King Bee’ microphones!