It’s that time of the year again, when everyone – your uncle, grandmother, teenage nephew, get drunk as fuck for Christmas. This might stress some people out, but luckily Julian has you covered with his second instalment of Christmas advice on Dear Julian!
Julian offers advice on stealing Christmas trees, and answers the age-old holiday question: what to do when someone drowns your rum in fucking eggnog!
Alright dicks, the SwearNet crew is going to be hungover as fuck for the first part of January, but as soon as the fog lifts, we’ll be filming new episodes of all your favourite SwearNet shows!
If you have a problem for 2017 that needs solving, let us know by commenting below. Julian (or maybe even Ricky and Bubbles) will be happy to sort you the fuck out!
Got a plan to change your life in 2017? Looking for advice on sticking to a New Year’s resolution? Want to have gorgeous muscles yet still drink rum all day? Send your questions our way!
Nothing wrong with a coupla rum and cokes around Christmas time! Julian is feeling festive, so he decorated the set and he’s taking on some holiday-themed questions on the latest Dear Julian!
Whether it’s dealing with the shit show otherwise known as Christmas time at the mall, budgeting out your liquor money vs your gift money (Trailer Park Boys merchandise is always a GREAT fucking gift), or handling the holidays without family, Julian has you covered!
Remember to tune in again next week when Julian tackles the rest of your holiday problems!
Dear Julian is back with answers to your fucking questions, including solutions on pacing yourself on hard liquor, how to bang your way out of a broken heart, and whether or not you should get hammered and go hunting.
Plus: we all have that friend. Someone who is a decent dude until he gets drunk at the bar, then he starts shit, trying to get into fights. Julian was once that person, and he has advice on how to calm things the fuck down.
On this episode of Dear Julian, Julian tackles the big question that only he can answer: how to balance a love of booze with a desire to be a successful businessman.
Plus, he makes suggestions on how to drink rum and coke and avoid the calories, how to ask women on dates, and what to do if you’re faced with romancing a woman with fucked up hygiene.
There are no problems that a little bit of rum and coke can’t solve.
On the latest episode of Dear Julian, Julian answers questions as wide-ranging as dealing with shitty ex’s to investing in your own business to trying to cut back on pissing the bed.
If you have questions for Julian, leave those cocksuckers in the comments below and Julian may answer them on a future episode! Or not, he really doesn’t give a fuck.
Dear Julian is back, this time with a special, VERY HUNGOVER guest!
Ricky joins Julian for the latest episode of Dear Julian, and holy fuck, they are coming off a massive bender. While drinking through their hangover, the Boys answer questions about classic cars, dealing with dicks, hockey fights, and crazy fucking salvia.
If YOU have some questions for Dear Julian about the Christmas holidays, click here to submit them!
Christmas should be about getting drunk and stoned with the people you love, but we all know how fucking stressful the holidays can get!
In the coming weeks, Julian will be mixing himself a Christmastime rum and coke and answering your questions about the holidays – don’t know how to cook a fucking turkey? Mother-in-law a total bitch? Spent all your gift money on liquor?
Write your Christmas holiday questions to Dear Julian in the comment section below and let your stress melt away! Or don’t, he really doesn’t give a fuck.
The SwearNet studio dicks picked up a bottle of rum, a bit of mix, and the ice is in the freezer. We’re bringing Julian back in for another round of Dear Julian, and we need your fucking questions!
Write your problems in the comment section of this blog post and we’ll choose the best ones and send them to the Muscles. If you use his advice, that’s fine. But if you don’t, he really doesn’t give a fuck.
Dear Julian is back!
In today’s episode, Julian has advice on choosing a career path, the best way to get into professional wrestling, and whether or not you should get stoned before a workout!
Plus – if you think you lost your fucking chance with a hot girl or guy, Julian has a greasy tip for reeling back “the one that got away.”