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The Dicshitnary is Jim Lahey’s little book of glorious shitisms, shit-poetry and shit-wisdom. Available from johndunsworth.com!

New on swearnet.com – A Bundle of Cocks

Randy holds a tray of ingredients for cheeseburger calzones

Pour yourself a sippy-poo – you’ll need one for this extremely fucked episode of The Jim Lahey Show and Randy!

Things start out normal enough, with some shit talk and the like.  Lahey introduces a new segment – the “Joke of the Day,” and Randy updates us on the effectiveness of his cheeseburger patch.  They play a record of backwards music, and discuss the dangers of solar flares.

But then, something as innocent as a Randy’s Kitchen segment becomes a shit storm of epic proportions.  As Randy prepares to show the SwearNet audience how to make cheeseburger calzones, he quickly learns a bitter, pissy lesson about over-stepping his boundaries!