The Dicshitnary is Jim Lahey’s little book of glorious shitisms, shit-poetry and shit-wisdom. Available from johndunsworth.com!
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Need more shit in your life? The LEGENDARY Dicshitnary by John Dunsworth is back! The definitive A-Z of scatological wisdom, puns and poetry written by the Wizard of Shit himself is now available to pre-order at johndunsworth.com!
“When the shit bird caws from the shit bird tree, never walk under and never look up”
Pour yourself a sippy-poo – you’ll need one for this extremely fucked episode of The Jim Lahey Show and Randy!
Things start out normal enough, with some shit talk and the like. Lahey introduces a new segment – the “Joke of the Day,” and Randy updates us on the effectiveness of his cheeseburger patch. They play a record of backwards music, and discuss the dangers of solar flares.
But then, something as innocent as a Randy’s Kitchen segment becomes a shit storm of epic proportions. As Randy prepares to show the SwearNet audience how to make cheeseburger calzones, he quickly learns a bitter, pissy lesson about over-stepping his boundaries!
The SHIT HAWK is real – and he has been summoned!
Episode 8 of The Jim Lahey Show and Randy is now available in audio form – free of fucking charge – on iTunes and Libsyn! Behold as the liquor wicker basket takes control and Randy and Lahey are visited by a shitty apparition.
Plus – Randy teaches us how to cook liquorball sandwiches!
On this week’s Jim Lahey Show & Randy: The Liquor Wicker Basket is calling the shots this week! Randy and Lahey bicker over a lack of guests, this week’s toast, and Randy’s fucked liquorball sandwiches. Will a sing-along make it all better? NOPE!
Want your own copy of Lahey’s shit-tastic Dicshitnary? You can buy one (or two or three) here! http://www.johndunsworth.com/dicshitnary!
