Tag Archive for dope

New on swearnet.com – School Dinners

Two dicks dressed up like school boys for SwearNet!

It’s September and school is back in session!  Two outdoor gonads take us on a schoolyard trip down memory lane on the latest episode of Offworld Cookery!

“Sir” tries to teach “The Boy” a lesson as the two fucks put together a meal worthy of the dog shit caliber of school lunches – fucking fish sticks.  But they don’t forget that they are grown up, and they turn milk time and science class into proper adult fuckery with the help of liquor and dope.

PLUS: Once “Sir” has enough of “The Boy,” the two clash in an epic showdown!

New on swearnet.com – Ricky Answers Fucking Anything, Part 2

Ricky sits on his couch with a half-smile

Ricky is tired and pissed off but we gave him a joint so he’s back with another Ask Me Fucking Anything from the set of Season 12!

He tackles a wide range of topics, including a bunch of questions surrounding the events of Season 10 — does he keep in touch with Snoop Dogg?  Could he beat him in another smoke-off?  Does he want to fight Tom Arnold for stealing away Lucy?  Speaking of Lucy, is he now on the dating scene?

He also discusses his childhood dreams.  What did he want to be when he grew up?  Ricky doesn’t just discuss his own aspirations — he also shares Bubbles and Julian’s career goals.

PLUS: Ricky reveals the most amount of pepperoni he’s ever eaten in a single sitting!

Click here to watch Part 1 of Ricky’s AMFA from last week!

New on swearnet.com – Full English Breakfast

The Offworld Coockery dicks head into the woods!

The Offworld Cookery dicks wake up bright and early in the middle of the forest and decide it’s time to throw together a proper English breakfast (though this fucking meal has enough rum and dope in it to pass as a Sunnyvale breakfast)!

Along with breakfast, the lads cleanse their face holes for your amusement, and abuse the legendary croissant, mocking its fucked continental origins.  We see how a sausage is made, and we catch a glimpse of an extremely dangerous-looking outdoor oven.

PLUS: What is an ‘unholy lasagna of the netherworld,’ and what does it taste like?!

New on swearnet.com – Make Randy’s Kitchen Great Again!

Randy pours Mr. Lahey a drink

Drunky the Fuck Clown and the Cheeseburger Locker are back for a new season of The Jim Lahey Show and Randy, only on SwearNet.com!

On the first episode of the new season, we get a look at the updated set, including a much larger space for Randy’s Kitchen (though maybe he may have encroached on someone else’s territory).  Speaking of Randy and burgers, he’s sporting a Cheeseburger Patch to help curb his cravings and keep him on track to trim down for 2017.

They invite the “greatest guest they’ve ever had” – some guy named Greg that Lahey met at the laundromat.  Greg wows Lahey and Randy with his passion for yo-yos and marijuana-related web domains.

Welcome to the year of the cock!

New at swearnet.com: Ask Me Fucking Anything with Ricky – Toke 3!

Ricky ashes a joint out the car window

Start your fucking week in style – it’s time for the third and final toke in Ricky’s Ask Me Fucking Anything!

Ricky shares his opinions on cats, George Green, and the man he calls TRONALD DUMP!  Plus, find out what the international smoking icon calls his favourite strain of dope.  And, if you need some suggestions for the best music to bang to, Ricky’s got your ass covered.

Stay tuned for more AMFA’s from the crazy bastards at Sunnyvale!

 

New at swearnet.com: Podcast Episode 19 – Live from New York City

The Trailer Park Boys Podcast from New York City!From Central Park, New York City, the 19th (or 8th or 11th, who fuckin’ knows) Trailer Park Boys Podcast – with Lahey and Randy! This week’s topics including how to beat up Elmo, Gus the neurotic polar bear, “Tits & Grits”, and why Randy and Lahey stink! And where the frig do you find dope in the “Center of the Park”?

Watch it here on SwearNet, or listen to it FREE on iTunes and tpb.libsyn.com!

Episode 19 is brought to you by Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky!