“Sir” tries to teach “The Boy” a lesson as the two fucks put together a meal worthy of the dog shit caliber of school lunches – fucking fish sticks. But they don’t forget that they are grown up, and they turn milk time and science class into proper adult fuckery with the help of liquor and dope.
PLUS: Once “Sir” has enough of “The Boy,” the two clash in an epic showdown!
He tackles a wide range of topics, including a bunch of questions surrounding the events of Season 10 — does he keep in touch with Snoop Dogg? Could he beat him in another smoke-off? Does he want to fight Tom Arnold for stealing away Lucy? Speaking of Lucy, is he now on the dating scene?
He also discusses his childhood dreams. What did he want to be when he grew up? Ricky doesn’t just discuss his own aspirations — he also shares Bubbles and Julian’s career goals.
PLUS: Ricky reveals the most amount of pepperoni he’s ever eaten in a single sitting!
The Offworld Cookery dicks wake up bright and early in the middle of the forest and decide it’s time to throw together a proper English breakfast (though this fucking meal has enough rum and dope in it to pass as a Sunnyvale breakfast)!
Along with breakfast, the lads cleanse their face holes for your amusement, and abuse the legendary croissant, mocking its fucked continental origins. We see how a sausage is made, and we catch a glimpse of an extremely dangerous-looking outdoor oven.
PLUS: What is an ‘unholy lasagna of the netherworld,’ and what does it taste like?!
Drunky the Fuck Clown and the Cheeseburger Locker are back for a new season of The Jim Lahey Show and Randy, only on SwearNet.com!
On the first episode of the new season, we get a look at the updated set, including a much larger space for Randy’s Kitchen (though maybe he may have encroached on someone else’s territory). Speaking of Randy and burgers, he’s sporting a Cheeseburger Patch to help curb his cravings and keep him on track to trim down for 2017.
They invite the “greatest guest they’ve ever had” – some guy named Greg that Lahey met at the laundromat. Greg wows Lahey and Randy with his passion for yo-yos and marijuana-related web domains.
Give a big furball welcome to the newest animated residents of SwearNet!
Trailer Park Cats comes from the fucked mind of Scott Wagner, who has put a feline spin on some of your favourite Trailer Park Boys memories! In the debut episode, the Cats are gettin’ high and stealing meat from a grocery store.
Ricky shares his opinions on cats, George Green, and the man he calls TRONALD DUMP! Plus, find out what the international smoking icon calls his favourite strain of dope. And, if you need some suggestions for the best music to bang to, Ricky’s got your ass covered.
Stay tuned for more AMFA’s from the crazy bastards at Sunnyvale!
From Central Park, New York City, the 19th (or 8th or 11th, who fuckin’ knows) Trailer Park Boys Podcast – with Lahey and Randy! This week’s topics including how to beat up Elmo, Gus the neurotic polar bear, “Tits & Grits”, and why Randy and Lahey stink! And where the frig do you find dope in the “Center of the Park”?
Happy Canada Day, fuckers! Hope your day is filled with dirty swish, endless double cheeseburgers and the best mall dope money can buy. And of course, watching Trailer Park Boys on Netflix and SwearNet.