Rum you can smoke? That’s fucking genius, Julian!
Julian’s rum-flavoured rolling papers are flying off the shelves at trailerparkboysmerch.com right now, so get ta fuck over there and grab yourself some!
Are there any Sunnyvale-inspired merch products you’d like to see at the store? Let us know and we’ll see what the fuck we can do!
With the offer on the table of a free meal in exchange for 10 minutes of his time, we were able to loop Ricky into yet another Ask Me Fucking Anything!
Straight from the set of Trailer Park Boys Season 12, he offers his opinion on the best animals to guard his dope plants, shares some advice on marriage, and talks about the craziest mushroom trip that he has ever been on with Julian and Bubbles. He even answers a question from the King of Donair himself!
PLUS: Would he ever chop up bits of pepperoni and add them to his joint? What in the fuck?!
Check out Part 1 and Part 2 on SwearNet!
Ricky is tired and pissed off but we gave him a joint so he’s back with another Ask Me Fucking Anything from the set of Season 12!
He tackles a wide range of topics, including a bunch of questions surrounding the events of Season 10 — does he keep in touch with Snoop Dogg? Could he beat him in another smoke-off? Does he want to fight Tom Arnold for stealing away Lucy? Speaking of Lucy, is he now on the dating scene?
He also discusses his childhood dreams. What did he want to be when he grew up? Ricky doesn’t just discuss his own aspirations — he also shares Bubbles and Julian’s career goals.
PLUS: Ricky reveals the most amount of pepperoni he’s ever eaten in a single sitting!
Click here to watch Part 1 of Ricky’s AMFA from last week!
The Offworld Cookery dicks wake up bright and early in the middle of the forest and decide it’s time to throw together a proper English breakfast (though this fucking meal has enough rum and dope in it to pass as a Sunnyvale breakfast)!
Along with breakfast, the lads cleanse their face holes for your amusement, and abuse the legendary croissant, mocking its fucked continental origins. We see how a sausage is made, and we catch a glimpse of an extremely dangerous-looking outdoor oven.
PLUS: What is an ‘unholy lasagna of the netherworld,’ and what does it taste like?!
Drunky the Fuck Clown and the Cheeseburger Locker are back for a new season of The Jim Lahey Show and Randy, only on SwearNet.com!
On the first episode of the new season, we get a look at the updated set, including a much larger space for Randy’s Kitchen (though maybe he may have encroached on someone else’s territory). Speaking of Randy and burgers, he’s sporting a Cheeseburger Patch to help curb his cravings and keep him on track to trim down for 2017.
They invite the “greatest guest they’ve ever had” – some guy named Greg that Lahey met at the laundromat. Greg wows Lahey and Randy with his passion for yo-yos and marijuana-related web domains.
Welcome to the year of the cock!
Bubbles is back at the fancy glass table for another guest appearance on Dear Julian.
On this episode, Julian and Bubbles answer a range of questions on fucked up topics such as feeding your dog Prozac, half-naked landlords, and dealing with guns pointed in your face.
Plus: find out about the weirdest thing the Boys ever smoked out of!
Start your fucking week in style – it’s time for the third and final toke in Ricky’s Ask Me Fucking Anything!
Ricky shares his opinions on cats, George Green, and the man he calls TRONALD DUMP! Plus, find out what the international smoking icon calls his favourite strain of dope. And, if you need some suggestions for the best music to bang to, Ricky’s got your ass covered.
Stay tuned for more AMFA’s from the crazy bastards at Sunnyvale!
Happy Canada Day, fuckers! Hope your day is filled with dirty swish, endless double cheeseburgers and the best mall dope money can buy. And of course, watching Trailer Park Boys on Netflix and SwearNet.