The Boys – and fuckin’ Conky – are live and drunk as fuck in Dallas! Find out why Ricky’s wearing tight pants, meet Cory’s dumber-than-fuck Texan cousin, and singalong with Bubbles! Also: Which Irish jigger is gonna win a slow dance with Sexian?
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It’s time to get drunk as fuck! Drunk as fuck! DRUNK AS FUCK!! DRUNK AS FUCKKKK!!!!
Puppetry Fucketry – Shit & Peaches
Robb, JP and Mike are right out of ‘er and ready for a new episode of Puppetry Fucketry at SwearNet! This week, three putrid puppets head to the graveyard for some stinky shit-talk. Who’s gonna come up smelling of roses? Place yer bets, fuckers!!
Puppetry Fucketry Improv Hour – Yes, Yes, YES
On this week’s boozy Puppetry Fucketry Improv Hour: Fuck’s sake Mike, liquor shots at this time of the day?! Get the first drink of the day down ya, and join the puppets in the locker room for steamy showers and dirty talk!
Happy Borntday Robb Wells!
Tonight you’re gonna party!! Why? It’s Robb Wells’ BORNT DAY!!! The perfect excuse to get the liquor and dope in, slam some $8 (the good kind) chicken fingers on the grill, set off a coupla fireworks and get DRUNK AS FUCK! DRUNK AS FUCK! DRUNK AS FUCK!!
Not that we need an excuse to get drunk as fuck but fuck it, it’s a special day! 💚 🎉
Now streaming at SwearNet – Head, Shoulders, Knees and Gunt
Robb, JP and Mike are drunk, high, and ready for another Puppetry Fucketry challenge! This week, body parts are about to fly as three cloth-eared cocksuckers duke it out in parking lot!
Now streaming at SwearNet.com​​ and the TPB/SwearNet app.
Happy Bornt Day Robb Wells!!
Let’s all get DRUNK AS FUCK… DRUNK AS FUCK… DRUNK AS FUCK… and celebrate, as today is Robb Wells’ Bornt Day!! 🥃🎂🌳
Random SWEARCLIP of the Day: Pat Roach vs. Golf
One little white ball and one DRUNK AS FUCK idiot. Who’s gonna win?
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New at swearnet.com: Workin’ out with Kaitlin and Laura
New at swearnet.com: Cheap Smokes’ Kaitlin and Laura attempt to teach a Pilates workout despite being extremely hungover.
Place your bets on who’s gonna vomit first!!
A few drinkypoos for Victoria Day
Happy Victoria Day weekend, Canada! Ricky’s ready.
New at swearnet.com: Another Liquor Story with Jim Lahey
King of the Liquor Jim Lahey is back with another Liquor Story at SwearNet! Today, Jim pops open his liquor bunny and tells you everything you ever wanted to know – and didn’t want to know – about his journey with amaretto!