Tag Archive for Extreme Fucking News & Weather

What shit is going on in the world? When’s that dirty whore of a storm gonna fuck off? SwearNet reporter and weatherman Pat Roach has the answers… and they’re FUCKED!

New on swearnet.com – It’s Not as Easy as It Fucking Looks

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The teleprompter is loaded up, the camera is on the jib, and Pat Roach is dressed and ready for some Extreme Fucking News and Weather on the latest episode of the Real Fucking Reality Show.

However, Pat seems to be struggling with the feedback he’s receiving from JP, Robb, and Mike.  They worry that he is not finding the proper balance between passion and goofiness, and he is having trouble improvising his fucking swearing.

Pat has his own complaints too – like, who in the fuck is having shit explosions in the toilets at SwearNet Studios?

New on swearnet.com – Dirty Whore Weather

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Our climate is fucked, and there’s only one man who is fucked enough to deal with it: Pat Fuckin’ Roach!  On the latest episode of the Real Fucking Reality Show, Pat gets back to his old stompin’ grounds and shows us why he’s the best weatherman to ever hit SwearNet!

Pat measures the rainfall with a bucket, shot guns a couple Freedom 35s, and takes a fucked drive through a shitty January rainstorm.