Is Randy the dumbest person in Sunnyvale? Ricky and Julian decide to help him out, and get him learnt on some awesome facts and stories from around the world! Also: The truth about the Loch Ness Monster, and the ham sammich from Hell!
On the latest Trailer Park Boys Jail Short: Bubbles gives Ricky a masterclass in chess for the jail tournament. Rule #1 – there’s no fucking dice in chess! It’s gonna be a long evening…
Get learnt on the latest Park After Dark! The Boys study the geometrical orientation of tits, find out how the Wright brothers’ plane is on Mars, and solve the mystery of ‘Le Cochon Stupide’. Also: Julian reports on the greasiest news stories from around the worldy pipe!
On this week’s Trailer Park Boys podcast: find out what an erection juggler is, why the Titanic was built like shit, and why polar bears are left-handed! Also: prepare to get your mind blown off your balls as Ricky gets us learnt about the moon!
The only friggin’ educational video you’ll ever need to see! Today on the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, the Boys get learnt on the difference between stupid-smart and smart-stupid, the similarities between humans and cockroaches, and cockroaches and crotch rockets. PLUS: Siri loses her shit with Ricky. DECENT!
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Roll a joint and mix some stiff drinks, because this episode of Gettin’ Learnt with Ricky features a recipe that is PERFECT for your next drunk and stoned trailer park party!
Ricky puts together HaliDip, a dip based on the legendary Halifax donair. If you’ve ever been liquored in Halifax, your night has probably ended up at a donair shop. The fucking city actually named the greasy bastard the official food of Halifax. The gyro-esque wrap is delicious but messy as fuck, which prompted a Nova Scotian blogger to create a DECENT dip to make it easier to get ‘er in ya.
Ricky takes us through the process of making donair meat, building your own spit, creating the sexually suggestive donair sauce, and then turning the whole fucking thing into HaliDip!
PLUS: Ricky reviews the security tape to find out which fucker(s) fell victim to his booby traps!
Ricky kicks off Season 2 of Gettin’ Learnt with Ricky in an unexpected way. Though he planned to dedicate the first episode to building ovens, things go off the rails when he discovers that someone has been fucking with his workshop.
Tools are misplaced, and the plants smell like piss. Ricky’s not sure who is responsible, but the stoned sleuths at SwearBlog suspect it may have something to do with the newly expanded Randy’s Kitchen set. Whatever the case, Ricky responds by setting up some Fuck-You traps to fuck over whoever’s been fucking with him.
Best of all, he set up a security camera so that he can watch all of this shit go down!
It’s time for another State of the Union, and on this episode the Boys brought Leigh into the studio!
Leigh talks about the great success of Trippin’ with Leigh (available for fucking free on SwearNet.com) and he has some updates on future episodes. Leigh started a new IndieGoGo campaign to help him go to fuckin’ Europe! Learn about what he has in store for Europe, plus get the scoop on his upcoming live tour!
For TPB news, the Boys offer a few nuggets of info on the upcoming Out of the Park: USA series, and they also show you some bongs and a wrench!
Plus: What the fuck do they have planned with Snoop Dogg?!
Well, it’s that fucking time of the year again, when we get drunk and stoned with the people we love for the 21 Days of Christmas! And to make sure you don’t waste money and time on fucking stupid decorations, Ricky brings you the “Merri Cristmas, Regalur Cristmas Can FUCK OFF EPi” edition of Gettin’ Learnt with Ricky!
Ricky gets you learnt on making the best Christmas gravy, orlaments, wreets, ginger bready houses, and more! He also gets himself into a couple sticky situations.
PLUS: Learn how to decorate the fun, EASY way!