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I remember Halloween 1977 perfectly… We dressed up as people from Star Wars, I remember Julian copied off me… Bubbles was the gold guy…

Now on iTunes and Libsyn – HELLoween

The Boys are drunk and stoned for Halloween

The Boys are dressed up and drunked up for the Halloween edition of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available on iTunes and Libsyn!  

Ricky is dressed as Lord Stanley’s Cup, in a costume that is very top-heavy due to the ice and cans of Ricky’s Catch 23 Malt Liquor on top of his head.  Bubbles is dressed in a DECENT Jason costume, but then Julian shows up late and ruins Bubbles’ excitement by also dressing as Jason (though a much shittier version).

The Boys carve pumpkins and talk about Halloween “fun facts” while the set nearly burns on two occasions (both Ricky’s fault, of course).

PLUS: Why in the fuck is Ricky asking people to mail him dirty old cigarette butts?!

This episode of the podcash is brought to you by SwearNet.com (the ONLY place where you can watch the video version of the podcash), Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky, Freedom 35 Lager, and TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

New on swearnet – HELLoween

The Boys are drunk and stoned for Halloween

It’s that time of the year again, when the Boys get drunk and high and celebrate Halloween!  The set is decorated, the Boys are primed, and the pumpkins are ready to be carved on this week’s special episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast!

Ricky dresses as the Stanley Cup, complete with an ice-and-beer-filled cup on his head.  Meanwhile, both Bubbles and Julian dressed as Jason, which supremely pisses Bubbles off because he “called” dressing as Jason.

The Boys share some fun facts about Halloween, including the fact that it is held on the same day, every year.  Julian gets us learnt on Sting starting the Jack-O-Lantern, and then the Boys carve their own pumpkins.

PLUS: Why in the fuck does Ricky want to be a lobster?!

This episode of the podcash is brought to you by SwearNet.com (the ONLY place where you can watch the video version of the podcash), Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky, Freedom 35 Lager, and TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

New on swearnet.com – Offworld Cookery Celebrates HALLOWEEN!

The Offworld Cookery dicks are dressed like witches for Halloween

What can make the scariest day of the year even more frightening?  How about three weird food cocks attempting to dress up in Halloween costumes?  Horrid outfits are just once of the many spooky aspects of the special Halloween edition of Offworld Cookery!

The ghoulish pricks put together a three-course meal of “OJ Simpson’s Gingerbread Glove” (which tastes like pure guilt), “Witches Brew” (served in the skulls of their enemies), and “Papa Shango’s Halloween Mangos” (which contain no actual mangos).

It wouldn’t be Halloween without a bit of pumpkin carving, “spell fights,” and crystal balls!  And fucked up food cooked in the outdoors!

 

Now on iTunes and Libsyn – Mr. Lahey Hates Halloween!

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The Halloween episode of The Jim Lahey Show and Randy is now available for free download on iTunes and Libsyn!

Randy is pumped for Halloween, and he even has a special spooky burger ready for Randy’s Kitchen.  But for Mr. Lahey, the specter of Halloween 1977 is too much for him to handle and the LIQUOR takes over.

This episode also features a fucking awesome boat trip to Peggy’s Cove, Nova Scotia!  Your best bet might be to watch that cocksucker — the video version can be found here on SwearNet.com!  

New on swearnet.com – The Origins of Halloween

Trailer Park Boys celebrate Halloween

It’s Halloween, and the Boys are celebrating!  On this week’s episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, and Ricky (er, Weed Man) came prepared with mushroom tea and pumpkin hash cake, and the Boys (mostly Ricky) get FUCKED!

Learn about the origins of Halloween, when God and Santa got together and had a great time and decided to make it an annual event.  Things get a little fucked up and violent on this episode, when a harmonica-playing puppet/robot/doll gets on Ricky and Julian’s nerves, and at one point, Ricky nearly burns the set down.

This fucked podcash for a fucked day is brought to you by the Official Trailer Park Boys Store, and Neat ‘King Bee’ microphones!

New on swearnet – Get Learnt on Hallaween Prepears

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Does the thought of an expensive Halloween stress you the fuck out?  Not to worry, Ricky is going to get you learnt on Hallaween prepears!

Halloween is a time to get drunk, high, and equal with everyone else (regardless if you’re rich, poor, gay, straight, white, black, totally fucked, whatever).  Ricky doesn’t want the high costs of food and costumes to ruin things for you, so in this episode, he’s getting you learnt on DIY costumes, food and drink, pranks, and pumpkin carving.

So, smoke a joint, have a few drinks, and get learnt on Hallaween!

IF YOU HAVE A DECENT COSTUME OF YOUR OWN, CLICK HERE TO ENTER OUR SWEARNET HALLOWEEN CONTEST!

New on swearnet – Jim Lahey HATES Halloween!

Randy and Jim are ready for Halloween on the Jim Lahey Show & Randy!

Maybe it wasn’t the best idea to have a Halloween theme for the latest episode of The Jim Lahey Show and Randy.

Though Randy is full of enthusiasm (candy, dressing up, oh my!), we are reminded that Mr. Lahey HATES Halloween, due to the traumatic incidents of Halloween 1977.  The painful memories turn Lahey into the LIQUOR.

But, the show must go on!  Randy prepares some BRAIN BURGERS for “Randy’s Kitchen” and Mr. Lahey shows us some footage of a boozy boat trip that he and Randy took to Nova Scotia’s most famous landmark, Peggy’s Cove!

Trailer Park Boys Halloween 2015 Contest: The WINNERS

Thanks to all you greasy fuckers who entered our Trailer Park Boys Halloween contest! It was the biggest fucking year ever, and the standard was amazing. But there can only be one winner…

 

Trailer Park Boys Halloween costume contest winnersCongratulations, you win the TPB/SwearNet prize pack, plus one-year swearnet.com subscriptions for everyone! We hope you weren’t banned from the Drake tavern after turning up dressed as those greasy fuckers!

 

BUT WAIT, THERE’S FUCKIN’ MORE: Because there were so many amazing entries, we increased the number of runner-up prizes to eight! The following cockblasters all win one-year swearnet.com subscriptions:

Trailer Park Boys Halloween contest runners-upCongratulations to the winners… now start getting your costumes ready for 2016!