Ricky, Julian and Bubbles attempt to make a commercial for their scrump-dilly new Green Bastard hot sauce…
Coney Island Saucery’s decent new hot sauce is a ‘verde’ style featuring fresh notes of cilantro and citrus, tag teamed with garlic, earthy middle tones, ending with a gelapeno / serrano flying elbow to the throat!
Pairs well with dirty old chicken burgers, balon-a-log slices, tacos, skirt steak, hot dogs or any food you want to add a devastating blow of flavour. Sounds fucking good to us!!
Winter’s about to frig off and BBQ season is around the corner – time to stock up on scrump-dilly Trailer Park Boys hot sauce! The limited edition ‘Sheet Metal’ batch is selling fast, so head on over to coneyislandsaucery.com and grab some hot, garlicky goodness. DEEECENT!
It’s the LAST DAY to get your order in for our DEEECENT Trailer Park Boys ‘first batch’ hot sauce, before it’s all water under the fridge! It’s spicy, garlicky and the perfect sauce for your $8 (good kind) chicken fingers! Order at coneyislandsaucery.com/tpb before the shit-clock strikes 12am EST!
The shit-clock is ticking… you’ve got until Friday, August 23 order your scrumpdilly, limited edition Trailer Park Boys hot sauce! Made with fresh, all-natural ingredients, it’s the perfect sauce for your cheeseburger picnics! It’s also rumoured it makes Barb’s scalloped potatoes a lot less fucked… Order at coneyislandsaucery.com/tpb or fuck off!! 🌶️
Wanna make your chicken fingers, pepperoni cocks and bacon sammiches taste more decent? You better hurry ta fuck up! The limited edition Trailer Park Boys Hot Sauce pre-sale ends soon, so get your order in at coneyislandsaucery.com/tpb before it all frigs off!
It’s here!!! Get your hands on the first, LIMITED EDITION batch of Trailer Park Boys Deeecent… Hot Sauce! It’s a Louisiana-style garlicky, silky-smooth sauce with just the right amount of heat. My fuck you’re gonna love it! 🌶️🍔🍗
And if that wasn’t decent enough, every pre-order gets a chance to win 1 of 24 signed bottles by Ricky, Julian and Bubbles! GO THE FUCK HERE TO ORDER NOW: coneyislandsaucery.com/tpb
Among the fucked items in the Mailbag this week: a request to make an ad for $2, a pissing device for the ladies, and a Mustard Tiger shirt! Also: Mike wraps his tongue around Twisted Sister hot sauce, and gets an awesome space gift straight from an old lady’s cupboard!
We have another contender for “package of the year” with an absolutely fucking bonanza from New York, including a SIX FOOT COCK. Big Joe sends in some more DECENT shit, and the Boys get a butter maker, which is probably related to dope somehow.
This episode is brought to you by Mike Smith’s epic wine bender!
As per usual, Mike tastes a bunch of hot sauces (and gets absolutely fucked over by one of them), the Boys get a shit apple, and a bunch of swearing cats. They also get some DECENT fan art, in the form of a TPB comic!
We also learn a few things – limit your letters for the Boys to 10 words or less, and it might not be wise to ask for 200 tiny fucking autographs.