Thank FUCK it’s Friday – time to let The Liquor do the thinking! The Boys break out the dirty ol’ cupboard wine for a fancy tasting session – which tipple passes with flying carpets, and which is gonna make Ricky puke? Also: Get banged on a cruise, get a fucking bruise!
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‘Randy… I AM The Liquor’.
Trailer Park Cats – Colonel Leslie Dancer
On this week’s Trailer Park Cats: Lahey’s on the liquor, Dancer’s gone insane, and it’s raining gnarly piss jugs. Just another day in Sunnyvale Trailer Park!
20 Years of Trailer Park Boys – Listen to The Liquor
Do you hear that, Randiban? No, it’s no the Winds of Shit. Listen to The Liquor! What does The Liquor tell you?
When you can hear a bottle of vodka talking to you, you truly are The Liquor #TPB20
New on swearnet.com – How to Be a Successful Alcoholic
Understanding your childhood is key when trying to understand your own shitline. Lahey takes us on a liquor trip down memory lane on the latest Liquor Stories with James Lahey, and we discover the early days of the young shitling that would eventually grow to be the supervisor of Sunnyvale Trailer Park!
After encouragement from Randy, Lahey spoke to a psychiatrist who dove into the liquor captain’s childhood memories, in an attempt to understand why he behaves the way he does today. Lahey reads some of the psychiatric conclusions on today’s Liquor Stories, and finds that a lot of the analysis revolves around his time as an altar boy in the Catholic church.
We also learn about how a young Lahey dealt with bullies, and discover his earliest memories of seeing a flaccid adult penis. All this and more on another fascinating episode of Liquor Stories with James Lahey!
New on swearnet.com – Benedictine Brandy
Benedictine Brandy might have a foul smell and a foul taste, but on the latest episode of Liquor Stories with James Lahey, Benedictine Brandy does the trick!
For those of you who are worried that liquor may be destroying your brain and diminishing your mental abilities – fear not. In this episode, Lahey says if you successfully drink with the grain of the liquor, it can put you into a whole new category of clarity. Listen to any drunk fucker rant and rave… they are always completely clear in their conviction, and that’s what the liquor can achieve for you. IF you drink with the grain.
Lahey also discusses the shit line, and when you shouldn’t cross it.
New on swearnet.com – What Does the Liquor Sound Like?
We know that Lahey likes to listen to the liquor, but what the fuck does it actually sound like? Learn the answer to that question, and many more, on today’s episode of Ask Me Fucking Anything, featuring trailer park supervisor Jim Lahey!
Lahey also shares his thoughts on Randy’s moustache from Season 11, his impressions on Bubbles’ parents, and he also delves into Julian’s sexuality.
PLUS: A fan asks a difficult question that brings Lahey to the verge of liquor tears – does his daughter Treena drink like the rest of the Laheys?
Vote For Your Favourite Trailer Park Boys T-Shirt Design and WIN!
We had such a massive response to our last t-shirt voting contest, we’re doing it again! We want YOU awesome fuckers to decide which one of these five designs will be transformed into a t-shirt for our new TRAILER PARK BOYS MERCH STORE!
Our last winner was Jim Lahey’s I Am the Liquor t-shirt, which continues to be a big hit with fans – which FUCKED design will reign supreme this year? Ricky’s drawing of Cyrus, Bernie “Nooooo candy” Sanford, Orangie, the Mustard Tiger, or Ray’s dirty ol’ piss jugs?
Our previous winner – Jim Lahey!
Click here to cast your votes – you can vote for as many designs as you like every day until 11:59pm EDT, Wed 13 July. We’ll also pick one random voter who will win a TPB/SwearNet swag pack including a TPB t-shirt, stickers, and a one-year SwearNet subscription, so get voting!!
New at swearnet.com: Lahey’s Scotch Whisky Liquor Story
This week on Liquor Stories, Jim Lahey grabs his little white balls, and discusses the ancient sports of golf and getting shitfaced!