Trinity and Jacob are in the trailer for a Sunnyvale-style Easter celebration (and by that, we mean getting high on gummies!) They discuss how Mo is doing at school, banging on the moon, and why Julian’s drink tastes like shit. Also: Death by hippo, and a toast to Shitty Bill!
Tag Archive for Jacob
Jacob Collins – Julian wannabe, husband to Trinity, father to baby Mo, and possibly an alien. A fucking dumb alien at that.
Park After Dark – Sweet In A Dumb Way
Trinity and Jacob take time out from their fucked work schedule to hang out in the trailer! Trinity reveals her greasiest OnlyFans request, and Jacob tries to get some fuckin’ rest. Also: The world’s most delicious animals, and why you shouldn’t jam a USB cable in your cock!
New at SwearNet.com – Jacob, Workin’ Man
On today’s Park After Dark: Jacob’s overworked, underpaid, and totally fucked! He joins Ricky, Julian and Bubbles on today’s episode and reveals how much work he’s doing – and Ricky’s profiting from it! There’s only one way to resolve this… a thrilling round of Sunnyvale Jeopardy!
Join the Trailer Park Boys Cruise in March 2019!!
Tell winter to FUCK OFF next March! Bubbles, Ricky, and Julian are hitting the high seas with some very special friends for a 4-day cruise to a private island in the Bahamas – and YOU’RE INVITED!! We’re parking the Shitmobile in Tampa, Florida and hitching a ride on the beautiful Norwegian Pearl from March 6-10, 2019, setting sail to crystally-clear Great Stirrup Cay, Bahamas.
We’ll also be bringing along RANDY, CORY & JACOB, TOM GREEN, BIF NAKED, DOUG BENSON, BUBBLES & THE SHITROCKERS, and more awesome guests to be announced!
Your new FLOATING PARTY PALACE, The Norwegian Pearl, awaits you with all the amenities and accommodations you need for smooth, drunk sailing. With a piss-free pool and hot tubs to chill in, multiple bars and lounges, a Julian-approved ‘Moneyvale’ casino, luxurious richey-type spa services, an ENDLESS supply of the best food you could ever fuckin’ eat… and MORE!!
CLICK HERE to register for the pre-sale, get priority booking, learn about flexible payment plans, and check out all the awesome shit we’ll be doing onboard!
New on swearnet.com – The Golden Boys
This week’s episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast comes to us straight from Ricky’s trailer in beautiful Sunnyvale Trailer Park, Nova Scotia!
Things get off to a bit of a fucky start when our camera dicks catch Lahey and fucking Randy fucking around in the trailer. What in the fuck were they up to?!
The Boys show up and get into what remained of the burgers and liquor and chat about a wide range of topics including: String Theory, the record that Ricky’s mom set on this day in history, the hottest of the Golden Girls, and much fucking more.
They also get into a debate about Jacob — is he smarter than a snail?
This week’s episode is brought to you by the dicks at TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!
QUESTIONS NEEDED: Ask Jacob Fucking Anything!
Ever wonder what, if anything, occupies the space between Jacob’s ears?
Now is your chance to probe the vast alien intellect of Baby Mo’s father, as we hit Jacob with an ASK ME FUCKING ANYTHING on the set of Season 12!
Post your questions below and we’ll bring them to the son-of-a-mustard-tiger-father-of-a-motel!
New on swearnet.com – Sunnyvale Celebrates Canada’s Borntday
The Boys had a fuckload of Canada Day liquor ready to go for Canada’s 150th borntday, so they figured they might as well combine the occasion with their 100th podcash and really get ‘er goin!
On today’s episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, the Boys are celebrating right in the middle of Sunnyvale and they’re rolling out the red carpet for Trinity, Sarah, Jacob, and Cory. They even invite some of the website and camera dicks in front of the camera!
This epic episode of the podcash is brought to you TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!
QUESTIONS NEEDED – #TPB12 Ask Me Fucking Anything
The camera dicks are back in Sunnyvale! The pricks at SwearNet.com want to have some “Ask Me Fucking Anythings” with the idiot residents of the park.
Have questions for any of the people in the mugshots above? Write them in the comment section, and we’ll be sure to bother the fuck out of them… and try to capture it on camera!
New on swearnet.com – Who in the Fuck is Bubbles Trebek?
Ricky’s pissed at his son-in-law… Jacob FUCKED OVER his car!
He might not be in the best of moods, but Rick’s sitting down at the table (hammer in hand) for the latest episode of The Trailer Park Boys Podcast. Bubbles has been getting great reviews for his hosting of the Sunnyvale Family Feud game show segment, so he’s cranking it up a notch with Sunnyvale Jeopardy.
Plus, the Boys debate the existence of aliens, what Julian and Ricky’s mothers looked like, and whether or not the Boys would bang David Copperfield (if they were women, of course).
Episode 59 is brought to you by the Official Trailer Park Boys Store, and Neat ‘King Bee’ microphones!
Now on iTunes/Libsyn: Happy Fucking Canada Day!
Now available on iTunes and Libsyn for your audio fucking pleasure: Trailer Park Boys Podcast episode 48!
The drinks are flowing and the Boys are gettin’ on ‘er for Canada Day! They are feeling so good, they even decided to invite Jacob the space alien over. Ricky shares his fucked up take on the origin of Canada Day, and they discuss many delightful facts about the Great White North.
Plus: Jacob did WHAT with a nine-volt battery?! Greasy!
Episode 48 is brought to you by the Official Trailer Park Boys Store, and Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky!